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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

"How are we going to catch up?" I cannot understandhow a 21st-century information system...

"How are we going to catch up?" I cannot understand
how a 21st-century information system based on licking, walking, and a random number of pennies

Full Transcript

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"How are we going to catch up?"
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I cannot understand how a 21st-century information system
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based on licking, walking,
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and a random number of pennies...
Duration
14 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:13
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
They always push the postmaster general out on TV to explain their difficulties. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
They always push the postmaster general out on TV to explain...
He's all freaked out, rings under his eyes, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
He's all freaked out, rings under his eyes,
Looks like we're gonna have to go up another penny on the stamps!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Looks like we're gonna have to go up another penny on t...
Forty-eight, 53, 61... Make it a buck, you're gonna get there. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Forty-eight, 53, 61... Make it a buck, you're gonna get...
If it ends up you got some money left over, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:19
If it ends up you got some money left over,
...since that seems to be a lot of money in your world." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
...since that seems to be a lot of money in your world."...
The human is a social species, as we can see. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
The human is a social species, as we can see.
We tend to congregate, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
We tend to congregate,
If you take a plane out of New York, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
If you take a plane out of New York,
Why, there's nothing but empty, open, beautiful, rolling land out there. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Why, there's nothing but empty, open, beautiful, rollin...
"Let's pack in here, tight!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
"Let's pack in here, tight!"
Human beings like to be close together - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Human beings like to be close together
...the personalities and activities of these humans. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
...the personalities and activities of these humans.
We like to give our thoughts, our comments, our opinions. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We like to give our thoughts, our comments, our opinions.
"It is what it is" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
"It is what it is"
You can't get through a day without somebody going, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
You can't get through a day without somebody going,
To just say air words that fill the room with meaningless sounds? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
To just say air words that fill the room with meaningless so...
I'd rather someone blew clear air into my face - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I'd rather someone blew clear air into my face
People like to say those things. "It is what it is." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
People like to say those things. "It is what it is.&quo...
"Business is business." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:21
"Business is business."