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I always find the spring tension on the door
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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

I always find the spring tensionon the door to be a little lighterthan I thought it was...

I always find the spring tension
on the door to be a little lighter
than I thought it was gonna be

Full Transcript

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I always find the spring tension on the door
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to be a little lighter than I thought it was gonna be.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:43
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
"Come on in. We have something for you." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:12
"Come on in. We have something for you."
With PTSD: - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:12
With PTSD:
It's not a bath... You're... you're crapping in a hole with a box over it. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
It's not a bath... You're... you're crapping ...
You wanna do that thing your dog does after going to the bathroom in the grass. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
You wanna do that thing your dog does after going to the bat...
"Why you doin' that?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
"Why you doin' that?"
Let's change gears at this point in our lovely time together here. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Let's change gears at this point in our lovely time tog...
And give you a little perspective on what's going on in my personal life. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
And give you a little perspective on what's going on in...
First, I will give you the basic numbers. Everybody likes the numbers. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
First, I will give you the basic numbers. Everybody likes th...
I apologize for the shock value... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I apologize for the shock value...
When you're in your sixties, people ask you to do somethin', - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
When you're in your sixties, people ask you to do somet...
I've seen those people. You just wave when you're in your seventies. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I've seen those people. You just wave when you're ...
I don't wanna grow. I don't wanna change. I don't want to improve in anything. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I don't wanna grow. I don't wanna change. I don�...
I don't want to expand my interests, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I don't want to expand my interests,
I don't like to turn around. Like, if I'm walkin' down the street like this... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I don't like to turn around. Like, if I'm walkin&#...
"Jerry, check this out. You gotta see this." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
"Jerry, check this out. You gotta see this."
"You gotta see this." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
"You gotta see this."
Or I'll just assume - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Or I'll just assume
I made a bucket list, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I made a bucket list,
Or change one letter at the top, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Or change one letter at the top,
I got married late in life. I was 45. I had some issues. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I got married late in life. I was 45. I had some issues.