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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

I am completely off-the-grid right now." When that battery gets low

I am completely off-the-grid right now." When that battery gets low

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I am completely off-the-grid right now."
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When that battery gets low...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:37
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
You feel like your whole body's runnin' out of power, don't you? I just... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
You feel like your whole body's runnin' out of pow...
I-I feel tired when the phone battery gets down to ten or five. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I-I feel tired when the phone battery gets down to ten or fi...
"You guys go ahead without me. I gotta get to a charger." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:11
"You guys go ahead without me. I gotta get to a charger...
If I go dead on the street, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
If I go dead on the street,
People are pretty important, you know." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
People are pretty important, you know."
What'll you do without your pictures? Are you gonna describe what you saw? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
What'll you do without your pictures? Are you gonna des...
We don't wanna talk to anybody that doesn't have a phone. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We don't wanna talk to anybody that doesn't have a...
I think the only reason people still exist - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I think the only reason people still exist
Then I started thinking maybe they put Uber on the phone - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Then I started thinking maybe they put Uber on the phone
Who's really the Uber in this big prostitution ring? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Who's really the Uber in this big prostitution ring?
The cars are the hos, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The cars are the hos,
And the phone's the big pimp of the whole thing, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
And the phone's the big pimp of the whole thing,
Once they gave you the option, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Once they gave you the option,
I feel like a blacksmith up here sometimes, to tell you the truth. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I feel like a blacksmith up here sometimes, to tell you the ...
I could text you this whole thing. We can get the hell outta here right now. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I could text you this whole thing. We can get the hell outta...
Why would I wanna get information from a face when I could get it - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Why would I wanna get information from a face when I could g...
Don't you feel uncomfortable now? Faces come up to you, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
Don't you feel uncomfortable now? Faces come up to you,
There's a missed shaving spot, there's a piece of crust, some goo. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
There's a missed shaving spot, there's a piece of ...
We like that word, don't we? "Text!" It's fun to say. It's got that... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
We like that word, don't we? "Text!" It'...
"Text it! Text!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
"Text it! Text!"