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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

I could text you this whole thing.We can get the hell outta here right now

I could text you this whole thing.
We can get the hell outta here right now

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I could text you this whole thing. We can get the hell outta here right now.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
71
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:31
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
Why would I wanna get information from a face when I could get it - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Why would I wanna get information from a face when I could g...
Don't you feel uncomfortable now? Faces come up to you, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
Don't you feel uncomfortable now? Faces come up to you,
There's a missed shaving spot, there's a piece of crust, some goo. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
There's a missed shaving spot, there's a piece of ...
We like that word, don't we? "Text!" It's fun to say. It's got that... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
We like that word, don't we? "Text!" It'...
"Text it! Text!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
"Text it! Text!"
Don't tell me! Text it. Don't tell me!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Don't tell me! Text it. Don't tell me!"
"Want some human contact but kind of had it up to here with people? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Want some human contact but kind of had it up to here ...
Need to get someone some information - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Need to get someone some information
You need to be on text." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
You need to be on text."
Now, instead of "OK," a lot of people text me just the "K," - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Now, instead of "OK," a lot of people text me just...
What... what microfraction of a second did you save? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
What... what microfraction of a second did you save?
What does that add up to, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
What does that add up to,
Somebody texted me "TY" the other day instead of "thank you." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Somebody texted me "TY" the other day instead of &...
We're so anxious to get the next text, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We're so anxious to get the next text,
"Oh, we're cooking up a good one for you. Wait till ya see this. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Oh, we're cooking up a good one for you. Wait til...
You are not gonna believe what this guy's about to say." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You are not gonna believe what this guy's about to say....
We're still working on it in the text machine, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We're still working on it in the text machine,
Why are people on voice mail still telling me to wait for the beep? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Why are people on voice mail still telling me to wait for th...
The Maasai tribesmen of the African plain know about the beep. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The Maasai tribesmen of the African plain know about the bee...
Beep!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
Beep!"