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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

I made a bucket list, and I turned the b to an f,and I was done with that, too

I made a bucket list, and I turned the b to an f,
and I was done with that, too

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I made a bucket list,
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and I turned the b to an f, and I was done with that, too.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:10
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
Or change one letter at the top, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Or change one letter at the top,
I got married late in life. I was 45. I had some issues. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I got married late in life. I was 45. I had some issues.
When I was single, I had married friends. I would not visit their homes. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
When I was single, I had married friends. I would not visit ...
I find their lives to be meaningless and trivial experiences. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I find their lives to be meaningless and trivial experiences...
Whichever side of marriage you're on, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Whichever side of marriage you're on,
You're playing paintball war; - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
You're playing paintball war;
Married guys play with full clips and live rounds. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Married guys play with full clips and live rounds.
Single guy's sitting on a merry-go-round, blowin' on a pinwheel! - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Single guy's sitting on a merry-go-round, blowin' ...
You single guys here tonight, looking at me, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
You single guys here tonight, looking at me,
What do I gotta have if I wanna be a married guy?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
What do I gotta have if I wanna be a married guy?"
Their brains are strong, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Their brains are strong,
The female brain is one of the most competent - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
The female brain is one of the most competent
It will solve all problems of earth - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
It will solve all problems of earth
Having completed that, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Having completed that,
The female needs to know how you might respond. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
The female needs to know how you might respond.
"If you faked your own death, and I found out about it, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
"If you faked your own death, and I found out about it,
"What are we talkin' about now?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
"What are we talkin' about now?"
Being married is like being on a game show, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Being married is like being on a game show,
I went out and bought a game-show podium. I set it up in my living room. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I went out and bought a game-show podium. I set it up in my ...
I wake up in the morning, and I stand behind the podium, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I wake up in the morning, and I stand behind the podium,