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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

If I said, "I gotta get somethin' to eat!" If I said it like that...First of all, any guy...

If I said, "I gotta get somethin' to eat!" If I said it like that...
First of all, any guy I know would say, "Eat whatever the hell you want.
I don't care what you eat." Any woman will say,
"Why are you yelling at me?" "I'm not yelling!

Full Transcript

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If I said,
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"I gotta get somethin' to eat!"
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If I said it like that... First of all, any guy I know would say,
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"Eat whatever the hell you want. I don't care what you eat."
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Any woman will say, "Why are you yelling at me?"
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"I'm not yelling!
Duration
21 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:07
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
I'm just hungry!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I'm just hungry!"
All women, at some point in every argument with the man, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
All women, at some point in every argument with the man,
In the amazing organizational system that women have, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
In the amazing organizational system that women have,
That's not what I said I was gonna do.' - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:18
That's not what I said I was gonna do.'
You go, 'Oh, I don't think... You know.'" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:12
You go, 'Oh, I don't think... You...
A lot of wives complain that their husbands do not listen. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
A lot of wives complain that their husbands do not listen.
Ladies, your husband wants to make you happy. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Ladies, your husband wants to make you happy.
We can't ask, "What did I do?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
We can't ask, "What did I do?"
Woman says, "I can't believe you're doing this." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Woman says, "I can't believe you're doing thi...
Man says, "I didn't do anything." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Man says, "I didn't do anything."
And all the chess pieces - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
And all the chess pieces
Society, culture, technology, even, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Society, culture, technology, even,
In your car, for example, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
In your car, for example,
Gee, I wonder if it was a married person that thought of that... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Gee, I wonder if it was a married person that thought of tha...
And thought, "Hey, this could potentially come in handy - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
And thought, "Hey, this could potentially come in handy
It's blowin' on me!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:15
It's blowin' on me!"
"Oh, my God. An evil breeze from a hostile vent - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
"Oh, my God. An evil breeze from a hostile vent
Probably could have caught the babies herself if no one was around, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Probably could have caught the babies herself if no one was ...
And I'm sure this stupid dual-zone thing totally works, too, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
And I'm sure this stupid dual-zone thing totally works,...
I like to get my coffee black on the left side of the cup, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
I like to get my coffee black on the left side of the cup,