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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

If I walked into my own house, which I paid for, by the way.Not relevant, just wanted to...

If I walked into my own house, which I paid for, by the way.
Not relevant, just wanted to mention it

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If I walked into my own house,
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which I paid for, by the way. Not relevant, just wanted to mention it.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:55
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
If I said, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:21
If I said,
I'm just hungry!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I'm just hungry!"
All women, at some point in every argument with the man, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
All women, at some point in every argument with the man,
In the amazing organizational system that women have, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
In the amazing organizational system that women have,
That's not what I said I was gonna do.' - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:18
That's not what I said I was gonna do.'
You go, 'Oh, I don't think... You know.'" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:12
You go, 'Oh, I don't think... You...
A lot of wives complain that their husbands do not listen. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
A lot of wives complain that their husbands do not listen.
Ladies, your husband wants to make you happy. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Ladies, your husband wants to make you happy.
We can't ask, "What did I do?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
We can't ask, "What did I do?"
Woman says, "I can't believe you're doing this." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Woman says, "I can't believe you're doing thi...
Man says, "I didn't do anything." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Man says, "I didn't do anything."
And all the chess pieces - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
And all the chess pieces
Society, culture, technology, even, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Society, culture, technology, even,
In your car, for example, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
In your car, for example,
Gee, I wonder if it was a married person that thought of that... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Gee, I wonder if it was a married person that thought of tha...
And thought, "Hey, this could potentially come in handy - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
And thought, "Hey, this could potentially come in handy
It's blowin' on me!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:15
It's blowin' on me!"
"Oh, my God. An evil breeze from a hostile vent - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
"Oh, my God. An evil breeze from a hostile vent
Probably could have caught the babies herself if no one was around, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Probably could have caught the babies herself if no one was ...
And I'm sure this stupid dual-zone thing totally works, too, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
And I'm sure this stupid dual-zone thing totally works,...