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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

"I'm gonna kill you.""I'm gonna kill you more." Let's use profanityon a pristine,...

"I'm gonna kill you."
"I'm gonna kill you more." Let's use profanity
on a pristine, white-sand beach

Full Transcript

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"I'm gonna kill you." "I'm gonna kill you more."
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Let's use profanity on a pristine, white-sand beach.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:38
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
Let's fight about how well-behaved those other children seem to be. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Let's fight about how well-behaved those other children...
I wonder if they were out on the hotel balcony last night - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I wonder if they were out on the hotel balcony last night
She's 18, and she just, uh, finished high school, went off to college. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
She's 18, and she just, uh, finished high school, went ...
Big... That's kind of a big, you know, step when you're parents. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Big... That's kind of a big, you know, step when you�...
She finished high school. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
She finished high school.
So, a lot of people... You know, everybody's asking me, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
So, a lot of people... You know, everybody's asking me,
The way I look at it, it's like if you somehow found a baby alligator - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
The way I look at it, it's like if you somehow found a ...
Little teeth, little bitey, bitey teeth." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
Little teeth, little bitey, bitey teeth."
This thing needs to be out there, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
This thing needs to be out there,
That... that's what it's supposed to do." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
That... that's what it's supposed to do."
But I love being a dad I was there at the birth - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:47
But I love being a dad I was there at the birth
We gotta turn inventory, fresh product, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
We gotta turn inventory, fresh product,
We gotta get 'em in. We gotta get 'em out. That's the hospital's job. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We gotta get 'em in. We gotta get 'em out. That�...
You think babies care that the world's a mess, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
You think babies care that the world's a mess,
We want in!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We want in!"
More babies. More babies. More babies. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
More babies. More babies. More babies.
Don't you see what's happening? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Don't you see what's happening?
Their first words are "mama," "dada," - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Their first words are "mama," "dada,"
"Oh, we'll see who's wearing the diapers when this is all over." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Oh, we'll see who's wearing the diapers when...
Moms that are here, we want to be what you want us to be. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Moms that are here, we want to be what you want us to be.