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It's all things we do to convince ourselves
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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

It's all things we doto convince ourselves our lives don't suck

It's all things we do
to convince ourselves our lives don't suck

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It's all things we do to convince ourselves
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our lives don't suck.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:10
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
That's another thing this is. You'll be going tomorrow, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:12
That's another thing this is. You'll be going tomo...
But still, in the vast suckness... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
But still, in the vast suckness...
The greatest lesson you can learn in life: - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
The greatest lesson you can learn in life:
"Jerry, we went to a great restaurant last night. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Jerry, we went to a great restaurant last night.
He would love it. Wouldn't he love it? You would love it." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
He would love it. Wouldn't he love it? You would love i...
He would love that place." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:11
He would love that place."
I'm looking for not bad. "How's that food?" "It's not bad." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:13
I'm looking for not bad. "How's that food?&qu...
I'm not interested in food that's auditioning to get on the team." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I'm not interested in food that's auditioning to g...
We're gonna drizzle it with something that's a reduction of somethin' else." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
We're gonna drizzle it with something that's a red...
Maybe if you didn't reduce it so much, you wouldn't have to drizzle it! - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Maybe if you didn't reduce it so much, you wouldn'...
Your ass is hurtin' by the end of it. It's not half as good - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Your ass is hurtin' by the end of it. It's not hal...
Check always comes in that book, the little story of the bill. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Check always comes in that book, the little story of the bil...
You're on the street afterwards with your friends, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
You're on the street afterwards with your friends,
The vendor is an ex-con in a work-release program. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
The vendor is an ex-con in a work-release program.
"Sucks" and "great" are the only two ratings - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
"Sucks" and "great" are the only two rat...
"Hey, let's go see that new movie. I heard it's great." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:18
"Hey, let's go see that new movie. I heard it'...
You have an ice cream cone. Walking down the street, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You have an ice cream cone. Walking down the street,
Food's a good subject. Let's talk a little bit more about this. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Food's a good subject. Let's talk a little bit mor...
Oh, come on. You can get whatever you want at the buffet." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Oh, come on. You can get whatever you want at the buffet.&qu...
Why don't we put people - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Why don't we put people