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It's like a perfect working model of all their emotional problems
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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

It's like a perfect working modelof all their emotional problems and personal difficulties

It's like a perfect working model
of all their emotional problems and personal difficulties

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It's like a perfect working model of all their emotional problems
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and personal difficulties.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:19
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
I've got some unresolved issues - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
I've got some unresolved issues
But when I was a kid, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
But when I was a kid,
When they invented the Pop-Tart, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
When they invented the Pop-Tart,
We were just chimps in the dirt, playing with sticks. Just... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We were just chimps in the dirt, playing with sticks. Just.....
"Pop-Tart is here." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
"Pop-Tart is here."
It was like a murder - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
It was like a murder
You'd have breakfast, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
You'd have breakfast,
"Mom, the amount of water in this dish is critical. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Mom, the amount of water in this dish is critical.
I'm seven. I feel like I'm rowing in the hull of a Greek slave ship. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I'm seven. I feel like I'm rowing in the hull of a...
That was breakfast?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:16
That was breakfast?"
Conceiving of the frosted, fruit-filled, heatable rectangles - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Conceiving of the frosted, fruit-filled, heatable rectangles
And with the same nutrition as the box it comes in, too. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
And with the same nutrition as the box it comes in, too.
I don't know how long it took to invent, but they must've come out of that lab - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I don't know how long it took to invent, but they must&...
And they can't go stale, 'cause they weren't ever fresh." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
And they can't go stale, 'cause they weren't ...
What about your device dictatorship - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
What about your device dictatorship
Oh, here it is. I got it. It's here. It's here. My phone is here." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Oh, here it is. I got it. It's here. It's here. My...
I didn't know where it was for a second. I'm okay. That was really close. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I didn't know where it was for a second. I'm okay....
You are so hypno-phonified at this point, you hand your phone to somebody - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You are so hypno-phonified at this point, you hand your phon...
After two seconds, you go, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
After two seconds, you go,
I am completely off-the-grid right now." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I am completely off-the-grid right now."