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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

Man says, "I didn't do anything." Woman says, "Exactly."

Man says, "I didn't do anything." Woman says, "Exactly."

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Man says, "I didn't do anything."
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Woman says, "Exactly."
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:03
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
And all the chess pieces - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
And all the chess pieces
Society, culture, technology, even, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Society, culture, technology, even,
In your car, for example, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
In your car, for example,
Gee, I wonder if it was a married person that thought of that... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Gee, I wonder if it was a married person that thought of tha...
And thought, "Hey, this could potentially come in handy - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
And thought, "Hey, this could potentially come in handy
It's blowin' on me!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:15
It's blowin' on me!"
"Oh, my God. An evil breeze from a hostile vent - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
"Oh, my God. An evil breeze from a hostile vent
Probably could have caught the babies herself if no one was around, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Probably could have caught the babies herself if no one was ...
And I'm sure this stupid dual-zone thing totally works, too, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
And I'm sure this stupid dual-zone thing totally works,...
I like to get my coffee black on the left side of the cup, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
I like to get my coffee black on the left side of the cup,
Sometimes they say, "Do you want still or sparkling water?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Sometimes they say, "Do you want still or sparkling wat...
He did not bring the car to a full and complete stop! - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
He did not bring the car to a full and complete stop!
She was hopping on one foot... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
She was hopping on one foot...
...trying to get some kind of leverage on the armrest of... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
...trying to get some kind of leverage on the armrest of...
You can only get one foot in a moving car. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
You can only get one foot in a moving car.
One can only imagine the spirited exchange of ideas... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
One can only imagine the spirited exchange of ideas...
That took place in that car the rest of the drive home. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
That took place in that car the rest of the drive home.
Trying to stay together without saying the words "I hate you." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Trying to stay together without saying the words "I hat...
"Scotch" is "I," "tape" is "hate," "house" is "you." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
"Scotch" is "I," "tape" is...
You don't say, "I could kill you right now." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You don't say, "I could kill you right now."