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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

Maybe if you didn't reduce it so much,you wouldn't have to drizzle it!

Maybe if you didn't reduce it so much,
you wouldn't have to drizzle it!

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Maybe if you didn't reduce it so much, you wouldn't have to drizzle it!
Duration
4 seconds
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52
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:55
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
Your ass is hurtin' by the end of it. It's not half as good - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Your ass is hurtin' by the end of it. It's not hal...
Check always comes in that book, the little story of the bill. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Check always comes in that book, the little story of the bil...
You're on the street afterwards with your friends, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
You're on the street afterwards with your friends,
The vendor is an ex-con in a work-release program. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
The vendor is an ex-con in a work-release program.
"Sucks" and "great" are the only two ratings - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
"Sucks" and "great" are the only two rat...
"Hey, let's go see that new movie. I heard it's great." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:18
"Hey, let's go see that new movie. I heard it'...
You have an ice cream cone. Walking down the street, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You have an ice cream cone. Walking down the street,
Food's a good subject. Let's talk a little bit more about this. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Food's a good subject. Let's talk a little bit mor...
Oh, come on. You can get whatever you want at the buffet." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Oh, come on. You can get whatever you want at the buffet.&qu...
Why don't we put people - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Why don't we put people
...into some kind of debauched, Caligula food orgy - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
...into some kind of debauched, Caligula food orgy
Let's make the entrance a chocolate-syrup water park slide." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Let's make the entrance a chocolate-syrup water park sl...
The buffet is like taking your dog to Petco - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The buffet is like taking your dog to Petco
You give him your wallet in the parking lot and go, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
You give him your wallet in the parking lot and go,
Leave the window open a crack so I can breathe." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
Leave the window open a crack so I can breathe."
Nobody would walk into a restaurant and say, "I'll have a yogurt parfait, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:15
Nobody would walk into a restaurant and say, "I'll...
It's like a perfect working model of all their emotional problems - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
It's like a perfect working model of all their emotiona...
I've got some unresolved issues - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
I've got some unresolved issues
But when I was a kid, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
But when I was a kid,
When they invented the Pop-Tart, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
When they invented the Pop-Tart,