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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

My actual speaking voicethat I am using right now to communicate with you is not welcome...

My actual speaking voice
that I am using right now to communicate with you is not welcome in my house

Full Transcript

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My actual speaking voice that I am using right now
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to communicate with you
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is not welcome in my house.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:15
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
The little edge in my voice? You think I speak like that in my house? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The little edge in my voice? You think I speak like that in ...
If I walked into my own house, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
If I walked into my own house,
If I said, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:21
If I said,
I'm just hungry!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I'm just hungry!"
All women, at some point in every argument with the man, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
All women, at some point in every argument with the man,
In the amazing organizational system that women have, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
In the amazing organizational system that women have,
That's not what I said I was gonna do.' - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:18
That's not what I said I was gonna do.'
You go, 'Oh, I don't think... You know.'" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:12
You go, 'Oh, I don't think... You...
A lot of wives complain that their husbands do not listen. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
A lot of wives complain that their husbands do not listen.
Ladies, your husband wants to make you happy. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Ladies, your husband wants to make you happy.
We can't ask, "What did I do?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
We can't ask, "What did I do?"
Woman says, "I can't believe you're doing this." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Woman says, "I can't believe you're doing thi...
Man says, "I didn't do anything." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Man says, "I didn't do anything."
And all the chess pieces - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
And all the chess pieces
Society, culture, technology, even, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Society, culture, technology, even,
In your car, for example, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
In your car, for example,
Gee, I wonder if it was a married person that thought of that... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Gee, I wonder if it was a married person that thought of tha...
And thought, "Hey, this could potentially come in handy - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
And thought, "Hey, this could potentially come in handy
It's blowin' on me!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:15
It's blowin' on me!"
"Oh, my God. An evil breeze from a hostile vent - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
"Oh, my God. An evil breeze from a hostile vent