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Oh, here it is. I got it. It's here. It's here. My phone is here.
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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

Oh, here it is. I got it. It's here.It's here. My phone is here." I didn't... I moved it...

Oh, here it is. I got it. It's here.
It's here. My phone is here." I didn't... I moved it from this pocket
to this pocket

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.753
Oh, here it is. I got it. It's here. It's here. My phone is here."
00:00:03.837 --> 00:00:06.714
I didn't... I moved it from this pocket to this pocket.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
59
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:12
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
I didn't know where it was for a second. I'm okay. That was really close. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I didn't know where it was for a second. I'm okay....
You are so hypno-phonified at this point, you hand your phone to somebody - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You are so hypno-phonified at this point, you hand your phon...
After two seconds, you go, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
After two seconds, you go,
I am completely off-the-grid right now." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I am completely off-the-grid right now."
You feel like your whole body's runnin' out of power, don't you? I just... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
You feel like your whole body's runnin' out of pow...
I-I feel tired when the phone battery gets down to ten or five. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I-I feel tired when the phone battery gets down to ten or fi...
"You guys go ahead without me. I gotta get to a charger." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:11
"You guys go ahead without me. I gotta get to a charger...
If I go dead on the street, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
If I go dead on the street,
People are pretty important, you know." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
People are pretty important, you know."
What'll you do without your pictures? Are you gonna describe what you saw? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
What'll you do without your pictures? Are you gonna des...
We don't wanna talk to anybody that doesn't have a phone. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We don't wanna talk to anybody that doesn't have a...
I think the only reason people still exist - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I think the only reason people still exist
Then I started thinking maybe they put Uber on the phone - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Then I started thinking maybe they put Uber on the phone
Who's really the Uber in this big prostitution ring? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Who's really the Uber in this big prostitution ring?
The cars are the hos, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The cars are the hos,
And the phone's the big pimp of the whole thing, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
And the phone's the big pimp of the whole thing,
Once they gave you the option, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Once they gave you the option,
I feel like a blacksmith up here sometimes, to tell you the truth. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I feel like a blacksmith up here sometimes, to tell you the ...
I could text you this whole thing. We can get the hell outta here right now. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I could text you this whole thing. We can get the hell outta...
Why would I wanna get information from a face when I could get it - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Why would I wanna get information from a face when I could g...