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One of the things I did not know before I got married
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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

One of the things I did not knowbefore I got married that I found out after I got married...

One of the things I did not know
before I got married that I found out after I got married is that
every single day of my married life, I would be discussing
the tone of my voice

Full Transcript

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One of the things I did not know before I got married
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that I found out after I got married
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is that every single day of my married life,
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I would be discussing the tone of my voice.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:46
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
I was not aware, as a single man, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I was not aware, as a single man,
"It's your tone." "My tone?" "Yes, your tone." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:15
"It's your tone." "My tone?" "...
The male tone changes over the course of the relationship. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
The male tone changes over the course of the relationship.
In the beginning, as the male pursues the female, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
In the beginning, as the male pursues the female,
My actual speaking voice that I am using right now - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
My actual speaking voice that I am using right now
The little edge in my voice? You think I speak like that in my house? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The little edge in my voice? You think I speak like that in ...
If I walked into my own house, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
If I walked into my own house,
If I said, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:21
If I said,
I'm just hungry!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I'm just hungry!"
All women, at some point in every argument with the man, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
All women, at some point in every argument with the man,
In the amazing organizational system that women have, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
In the amazing organizational system that women have,
That's not what I said I was gonna do.' - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:18
That's not what I said I was gonna do.'
You go, 'Oh, I don't think... You know.'" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:12
You go, 'Oh, I don't think... You...
A lot of wives complain that their husbands do not listen. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
A lot of wives complain that their husbands do not listen.
Ladies, your husband wants to make you happy. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Ladies, your husband wants to make you happy.
We can't ask, "What did I do?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
We can't ask, "What did I do?"
Woman says, "I can't believe you're doing this." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Woman says, "I can't believe you're doing thi...
Man says, "I didn't do anything." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Man says, "I didn't do anything."
And all the chess pieces - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
And all the chess pieces
Society, culture, technology, even, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Society, culture, technology, even,