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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

The buffet is like taking your dogto Petco and letting your dog do the shopping

The buffet is like taking your dog
to Petco and letting your dog do the shopping

Full Transcript

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The buffet is like taking your dog to Petco
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and letting your dog do the shopping.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:30
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
You give him your wallet in the parking lot and go, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
You give him your wallet in the parking lot and go,
Leave the window open a crack so I can breathe." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
Leave the window open a crack so I can breathe."
Nobody would walk into a restaurant and say, "I'll have a yogurt parfait, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:15
Nobody would walk into a restaurant and say, "I'll...
It's like a perfect working model of all their emotional problems - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
It's like a perfect working model of all their emotiona...
I've got some unresolved issues - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
I've got some unresolved issues
But when I was a kid, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
But when I was a kid,
When they invented the Pop-Tart, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
When they invented the Pop-Tart,
We were just chimps in the dirt, playing with sticks. Just... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We were just chimps in the dirt, playing with sticks. Just.....
"Pop-Tart is here." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
"Pop-Tart is here."
It was like a murder - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
It was like a murder
You'd have breakfast, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
You'd have breakfast,
"Mom, the amount of water in this dish is critical. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Mom, the amount of water in this dish is critical.
I'm seven. I feel like I'm rowing in the hull of a Greek slave ship. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I'm seven. I feel like I'm rowing in the hull of a...
That was breakfast?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:16
That was breakfast?"
Conceiving of the frosted, fruit-filled, heatable rectangles - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Conceiving of the frosted, fruit-filled, heatable rectangles
And with the same nutrition as the box it comes in, too. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
And with the same nutrition as the box it comes in, too.
I don't know how long it took to invent, but they must've come out of that lab - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I don't know how long it took to invent, but they must&...
And they can't go stale, 'cause they weren't ever fresh." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
And they can't go stale, 'cause they weren't ...
What about your device dictatorship - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
What about your device dictatorship
Oh, here it is. I got it. It's here. It's here. My phone is here." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Oh, here it is. I got it. It's here. It's here. My...