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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

The cars are the hos, picking up strangersoff the street all night

The cars are the hos, picking up strangers
off the street all night

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The cars are the hos,
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picking up strangers off the street all night.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:58
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
And the phone's the big pimp of the whole thing, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
And the phone's the big pimp of the whole thing,
Once they gave you the option, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Once they gave you the option,
I feel like a blacksmith up here sometimes, to tell you the truth. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I feel like a blacksmith up here sometimes, to tell you the ...
I could text you this whole thing. We can get the hell outta here right now. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I could text you this whole thing. We can get the hell outta...
Why would I wanna get information from a face when I could get it - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Why would I wanna get information from a face when I could g...
Don't you feel uncomfortable now? Faces come up to you, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
Don't you feel uncomfortable now? Faces come up to you,
There's a missed shaving spot, there's a piece of crust, some goo. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
There's a missed shaving spot, there's a piece of ...
We like that word, don't we? "Text!" It's fun to say. It's got that... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
We like that word, don't we? "Text!" It'...
"Text it! Text!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
"Text it! Text!"
Don't tell me! Text it. Don't tell me!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Don't tell me! Text it. Don't tell me!"
"Want some human contact but kind of had it up to here with people? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Want some human contact but kind of had it up to here ...
Need to get someone some information - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Need to get someone some information
You need to be on text." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
You need to be on text."
Now, instead of "OK," a lot of people text me just the "K," - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Now, instead of "OK," a lot of people text me just...
What... what microfraction of a second did you save? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
What... what microfraction of a second did you save?
What does that add up to, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
What does that add up to,
Somebody texted me "TY" the other day instead of "thank you." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Somebody texted me "TY" the other day instead of &...
We're so anxious to get the next text, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We're so anxious to get the next text,
"Oh, we're cooking up a good one for you. Wait till ya see this. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Oh, we're cooking up a good one for you. Wait til...
You are not gonna believe what this guy's about to say." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You are not gonna believe what this guy's about to say....