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The greatest lesson you can learn in life
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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

"Sucks" and "great" are pretty close

The greatest lesson you can learn in life: "Sucks" and "great" are pretty close

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The greatest lesson you can learn in life:
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"Sucks" and "great" are pretty close.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:48
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
"Jerry, we went to a great restaurant last night. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Jerry, we went to a great restaurant last night.
He would love it. Wouldn't he love it? You would love it." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
He would love it. Wouldn't he love it? You would love i...
He would love that place." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:11
He would love that place."
I'm looking for not bad. "How's that food?" "It's not bad." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:13
I'm looking for not bad. "How's that food?&qu...
I'm not interested in food that's auditioning to get on the team." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I'm not interested in food that's auditioning to g...
We're gonna drizzle it with something that's a reduction of somethin' else." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
We're gonna drizzle it with something that's a red...
Maybe if you didn't reduce it so much, you wouldn't have to drizzle it! - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Maybe if you didn't reduce it so much, you wouldn'...
Your ass is hurtin' by the end of it. It's not half as good - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Your ass is hurtin' by the end of it. It's not hal...
Check always comes in that book, the little story of the bill. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Check always comes in that book, the little story of the bil...
You're on the street afterwards with your friends, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
You're on the street afterwards with your friends,
The vendor is an ex-con in a work-release program. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
The vendor is an ex-con in a work-release program.
"Sucks" and "great" are the only two ratings - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
"Sucks" and "great" are the only two rat...
"Hey, let's go see that new movie. I heard it's great." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:18
"Hey, let's go see that new movie. I heard it'...
You have an ice cream cone. Walking down the street, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You have an ice cream cone. Walking down the street,
Food's a good subject. Let's talk a little bit more about this. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Food's a good subject. Let's talk a little bit mor...
Oh, come on. You can get whatever you want at the buffet." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Oh, come on. You can get whatever you want at the buffet.&qu...
Why don't we put people - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Why don't we put people
...into some kind of debauched, Caligula food orgy - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
...into some kind of debauched, Caligula food orgy
Let's make the entrance a chocolate-syrup water park slide." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Let's make the entrance a chocolate-syrup water park sl...
The buffet is like taking your dog to Petco - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The buffet is like taking your dog to Petco