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These old people phones, two buttons: your kid, ambulance
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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

These old people phones, your kid, ambulance

These old people phones,
two buttons: your kid, ambulance

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These old people phones, two buttons: your kid, ambulance.
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4 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:24:08
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
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comedy
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Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
Why don't we update some of these terms that we use - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Why don't we update some of these terms that we use
Why is the world "mail" even in "e-mail"? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Why is the world "mail" even in...
Is there any similarity between e-mail - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Is there any similarity between e-mail
One of them operates on a digital, fiber-optic, hyper-speed network. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
One of them operates on a digital, fiber-optic, hyper-speed ...
The other is this dazed and confused, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
The other is this dazed and confused,
...bumbling around the streets in embarrassing shorts - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
...bumbling around the streets in embarrassing shorts
Driving four miles an hour, 20 feet at a time, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Driving four miles an hour, 20 feet at a time,
They always have this emotional, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
They always have this emotional,
"How are we going to catch up?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:14
"How are we going to catch up?"
They always push the postmaster general out on TV to explain their difficulties. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
They always push the postmaster general out on TV to explain...
He's all freaked out, rings under his eyes, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
He's all freaked out, rings under his eyes,
Looks like we're gonna have to go up another penny on the stamps!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Looks like we're gonna have to go up another penny on t...
Forty-eight, 53, 61... Make it a buck, you're gonna get there. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Forty-eight, 53, 61... Make it a buck, you're gonna get...
If it ends up you got some money left over, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:19
If it ends up you got some money left over,
...since that seems to be a lot of money in your world." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
...since that seems to be a lot of money in your world."...
The human is a social species, as we can see. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
The human is a social species, as we can see.
We tend to congregate, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
We tend to congregate,
If you take a plane out of New York, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
If you take a plane out of New York,
Why, there's nothing but empty, open, beautiful, rolling land out there. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Why, there's nothing but empty, open, beautiful, rollin...
"Let's pack in here, tight!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
"Let's pack in here, tight!"