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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

This thing needs to be out there, murdering other living thingsand eating them

This thing needs to be out there, murdering other living things
and eating them

Full Transcript

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This thing needs to be out there,
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murdering other living things and eating them.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:03
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
That... that's what it's supposed to do." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
That... that's what it's supposed to do."
But I love being a dad I was there at the birth - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:47
But I love being a dad I was there at the birth
We gotta turn inventory, fresh product, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
We gotta turn inventory, fresh product,
We gotta get 'em in. We gotta get 'em out. That's the hospital's job. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We gotta get 'em in. We gotta get 'em out. That�...
You think babies care that the world's a mess, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
You think babies care that the world's a mess,
We want in!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We want in!"
More babies. More babies. More babies. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
More babies. More babies. More babies.
Don't you see what's happening? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Don't you see what's happening?
Their first words are "mama," "dada," - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Their first words are "mama," "dada,"
"Oh, we'll see who's wearing the diapers when this is all over." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Oh, we'll see who's wearing the diapers when...
Moms that are here, we want to be what you want us to be. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Moms that are here, we want to be what you want us to be.
The baby's born. I remember... It's just the most amazing thing. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The baby's born. I remember... It's just the most ...
It was years into my children's lives, I'd see them staring at me - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
It was years into my children's lives, I'd see the...
Mom, the horsey-ride guy is here again. Do we need anything?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
Mom, the horsey-ride guy is here again. Do we need anything?...
A game so nonsensically difficult, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:15
A game so nonsensically difficult,
It's a very challenging game." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
It's a very challenging game."
It's also challenging trying to throw a Tic Tac 100 yards into a shoebox." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
It's also challenging trying to throw a Tic Tac 100 yar...
In the fantasy mind of the golfing father, when he comes home, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:11
In the fantasy mind of the golfing father, when he comes hom...
In reality, no one is even aware that he has left or returned... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
In reality, no one is even aware that he has left or returne...
From eight and a half hours of idiotic hacking through sand and weeds - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
From eight and a half hours of idiotic hacking through sand ...