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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

We just came back "Let's pay a lot of money to go fightin a hotel."

We just came back
from a lovey family vacation, or what I like to call: "Let's pay a lot of money to go fight
in a hotel."

Full Transcript

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We just came back from a lovey family vacation,
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or what I like to call:
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"Let's pay a lot of money to go fight in a hotel."
Duration
7 seconds
Views
80
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:20
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
"I'm gonna kill you." "I'm gonna kill you more." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
"I'm gonna kill you." "I'm gonna ki...
Let's fight about how well-behaved those other children seem to be. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Let's fight about how well-behaved those other children...
I wonder if they were out on the hotel balcony last night - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I wonder if they were out on the hotel balcony last night
She's 18, and she just, uh, finished high school, went off to college. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
She's 18, and she just, uh, finished high school, went ...
Big... That's kind of a big, you know, step when you're parents. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Big... That's kind of a big, you know, step when you�...
She finished high school. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
She finished high school.
So, a lot of people... You know, everybody's asking me, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
So, a lot of people... You know, everybody's asking me,
The way I look at it, it's like if you somehow found a baby alligator - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
The way I look at it, it's like if you somehow found a ...
Little teeth, little bitey, bitey teeth." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
Little teeth, little bitey, bitey teeth."
This thing needs to be out there, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
This thing needs to be out there,
That... that's what it's supposed to do." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
That... that's what it's supposed to do."
But I love being a dad I was there at the birth - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:47
But I love being a dad I was there at the birth
We gotta turn inventory, fresh product, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
We gotta turn inventory, fresh product,
We gotta get 'em in. We gotta get 'em out. That's the hospital's job. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We gotta get 'em in. We gotta get 'em out. That�...
You think babies care that the world's a mess, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
You think babies care that the world's a mess,
We want in!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We want in!"
More babies. More babies. More babies. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
More babies. More babies. More babies.
Don't you see what's happening? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Don't you see what's happening?
Their first words are "mama," "dada," - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Their first words are "mama," "dada,"
"Oh, we'll see who's wearing the diapers when this is all over." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Oh, we'll see who's wearing the diapers when...