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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

We like that word, don't we? "Text!"It's fun to say. It's got that

We like that word, don't we? "Text!"
It's fun to say. It's got that

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We like that word, don't we? "Text!" It's fun to say. It's got that...
Duration
4 seconds
Views
61
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:14
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
"Text it! Text!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
"Text it! Text!"
Don't tell me! Text it. Don't tell me!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
Don't tell me! Text it. Don't tell me!"
"Want some human contact but kind of had it up to here with people? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Want some human contact but kind of had it up to here ...
Need to get someone some information - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Need to get someone some information
You need to be on text." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
You need to be on text."
Now, instead of "OK," a lot of people text me just the "K," - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Now, instead of "OK," a lot of people text me just...
What... what microfraction of a second did you save? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
What... what microfraction of a second did you save?
What does that add up to, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
What does that add up to,
Somebody texted me "TY" the other day instead of "thank you." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Somebody texted me "TY" the other day instead of &...
We're so anxious to get the next text, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We're so anxious to get the next text,
"Oh, we're cooking up a good one for you. Wait till ya see this. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Oh, we're cooking up a good one for you. Wait til...
You are not gonna believe what this guy's about to say." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You are not gonna believe what this guy's about to say....
We're still working on it in the text machine, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We're still working on it in the text machine,
Why are people on voice mail still telling me to wait for the beep? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Why are people on voice mail still telling me to wait for th...
The Maasai tribesmen of the African plain know about the beep. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The Maasai tribesmen of the African plain know about the bee...
Beep!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
Beep!"
Anyone getting messages like, "This is a woman. Goodbye"? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Anyone getting messages like, "This is a woman. Goodbye...
I always wonder if they... Before they do those kinds of things, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I always wonder if they... Before they do those kinds of thi...
You don't think this one feature, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:13
You don't think this one feature,
You don't think that could happen from this one thing?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
You don't think that could happen from this one thing?&...