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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

We're so anxious to get the next text, they give youthose three little ghosty dots to tell...

We're so anxious to get the next text, they give you
those three little ghosty dots to tell ya it's coming

Full Transcript

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We're so anxious to get the next text,
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they give you those three little ghosty dots
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to tell ya it's coming.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:48
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
"Oh, we're cooking up a good one for you. Wait till ya see this. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Oh, we're cooking up a good one for you. Wait til...
You are not gonna believe what this guy's about to say." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You are not gonna believe what this guy's about to say....
We're still working on it in the text machine, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We're still working on it in the text machine,
Why are people on voice mail still telling me to wait for the beep? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Why are people on voice mail still telling me to wait for th...
The Maasai tribesmen of the African plain know about the beep. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The Maasai tribesmen of the African plain know about the bee...
Beep!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
Beep!"
Anyone getting messages like, "This is a woman. Goodbye"? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Anyone getting messages like, "This is a woman. Goodbye...
I always wonder if they... Before they do those kinds of things, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I always wonder if they... Before they do those kinds of thi...
You don't think this one feature, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:13
You don't think this one feature,
You don't think that could happen from this one thing?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
You don't think that could happen from this one thing?&...
Nor do I think every restaurant dinner will end with a picture bully going, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Nor do I think every restaurant dinner will end with a pictu...
We gotta have a picture.'" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:13
We gotta have a picture.'"
Someone old, nervous, clumsy, confused, or dim-witted. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Someone old, nervous, clumsy, confused, or dim-witted.
Someone that can't hold things, see things, aim things, press things. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Someone that can't hold things, see things, aim things,...
Someone who, the second they're handed the phone, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Someone who, the second they're handed the phone,
Does anyone know how to..." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:11
Does anyone know how to..."
There's no way to stop it. Sometimes, I wanna go back to the flip phone. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
There's no way to stop it. Sometimes, I wanna go back t...
One of those ones I see on TV. They have these phones for old people - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
One of those ones I see on TV. They have these phones for ol...
These old people phones, two buttons: your kid, ambulance. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
These old people phones, two buttons: your kid, ambulance.
Why don't we update some of these terms that we use - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Why don't we update some of these terms that we use