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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

"What are we talkin' about now?" "Oh, I dreamt the whole thing last night,so don't deny...

"What are we talkin' about now?" "Oh, I dreamt the whole thing last night,
so don't deny it."

Full Transcript

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"What are we talkin' about now?"
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"Oh, I dreamt the whole thing last night, so don't deny it."
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:18
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
Being married is like being on a game show, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Being married is like being on a game show,
I went out and bought a game-show podium. I set it up in my living room. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I went out and bought a game-show podium. I set it up in my ...
I wake up in the morning, and I stand behind the podium, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I wake up in the morning, and I stand behind the podium,
"I'll take 'Movies I Think We Saw Together' for 200." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
"I'll take 'Movies I Think We Saw Together�...
"I'll take 'Details of a Ten-Minute Conversation - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
"I'll take 'Details of a Ten-Minute Conversat...
I'm going for the win right here." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
I'm going for the win right here."
"I'm sorry, sir. You did not win the weekend sex package... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"I'm sorry, sir. You did not win the weekend sex p...
Thank you for playing. Are you even listening to me? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Thank you for playing. Are you even listening to me?
One of the things I did not know before I got married - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
One of the things I did not know before I got married
I was not aware, as a single man, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I was not aware, as a single man,
"It's your tone." "My tone?" "Yes, your tone." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:15
"It's your tone." "My tone?" "...
The male tone changes over the course of the relationship. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
The male tone changes over the course of the relationship.
In the beginning, as the male pursues the female, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
In the beginning, as the male pursues the female,
My actual speaking voice that I am using right now - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
My actual speaking voice that I am using right now
The little edge in my voice? You think I speak like that in my house? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The little edge in my voice? You think I speak like that in ...
If I walked into my own house, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
If I walked into my own house,
If I said, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:21
If I said,
I'm just hungry!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I'm just hungry!"
All women, at some point in every argument with the man, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
All women, at some point in every argument with the man,
In the amazing organizational system that women have, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
In the amazing organizational system that women have,