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What do I gotta have if I wanna be a married guy?
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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

What do I gotta haveif I wanna be a married guy?" I'll tell you.You better have some...

What do I gotta have
if I wanna be a married guy?" I'll tell you.
You better have some answers, buddy

Full Transcript

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What do I gotta have if I wanna be a married guy?"
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I'll tell you. You better have some answers, buddy.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:49
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
Their brains are strong, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Their brains are strong,
The female brain is one of the most competent - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
The female brain is one of the most competent
It will solve all problems of earth - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
It will solve all problems of earth
Having completed that, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Having completed that,
The female needs to know how you might respond. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
The female needs to know how you might respond.
"If you faked your own death, and I found out about it, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
"If you faked your own death, and I found out about it,
"What are we talkin' about now?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
"What are we talkin' about now?"
Being married is like being on a game show, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Being married is like being on a game show,
I went out and bought a game-show podium. I set it up in my living room. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I went out and bought a game-show podium. I set it up in my ...
I wake up in the morning, and I stand behind the podium, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I wake up in the morning, and I stand behind the podium,
"I'll take 'Movies I Think We Saw Together' for 200." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
"I'll take 'Movies I Think We Saw Together�...
"I'll take 'Details of a Ten-Minute Conversation - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
"I'll take 'Details of a Ten-Minute Conversat...
I'm going for the win right here." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
I'm going for the win right here."
"I'm sorry, sir. You did not win the weekend sex package... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"I'm sorry, sir. You did not win the weekend sex p...
Thank you for playing. Are you even listening to me? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Thank you for playing. Are you even listening to me?
One of the things I did not know before I got married - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
One of the things I did not know before I got married
I was not aware, as a single man, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I was not aware, as a single man,
"It's your tone." "My tone?" "Yes, your tone." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:15
"It's your tone." "My tone?" "...
The male tone changes over the course of the relationship. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
The male tone changes over the course of the relationship.
In the beginning, as the male pursues the female, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
In the beginning, as the male pursues the female,