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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

"Why you doin' that?" "I'm tryin' to get the last few minutesoutta my mind. That's all."...

"Why you doin' that?" "I'm tryin' to get the last few minutes
outta my mind. That's all." You're a great audience.
This is really fun

Full Transcript

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"Why you doin' that?"
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"I'm tryin' to get the last few minutes outta my mind. That's all."
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You're a great audience. This is really fun.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:34
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
Let's change gears at this point in our lovely time together here. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Let's change gears at this point in our lovely time tog...
And give you a little perspective on what's going on in my personal life. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
And give you a little perspective on what's going on in...
First, I will give you the basic numbers. Everybody likes the numbers. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
First, I will give you the basic numbers. Everybody likes th...
I apologize for the shock value... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I apologize for the shock value...
When you're in your sixties, people ask you to do somethin', - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
When you're in your sixties, people ask you to do somet...
I've seen those people. You just wave when you're in your seventies. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I've seen those people. You just wave when you're ...
I don't wanna grow. I don't wanna change. I don't want to improve in anything. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I don't wanna grow. I don't wanna change. I don�...
I don't want to expand my interests, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I don't want to expand my interests,
I don't like to turn around. Like, if I'm walkin' down the street like this... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I don't like to turn around. Like, if I'm walkin&#...
"Jerry, check this out. You gotta see this." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
"Jerry, check this out. You gotta see this."
"You gotta see this." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
"You gotta see this."
Or I'll just assume - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Or I'll just assume
I made a bucket list, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I made a bucket list,
Or change one letter at the top, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Or change one letter at the top,
I got married late in life. I was 45. I had some issues. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I got married late in life. I was 45. I had some issues.
When I was single, I had married friends. I would not visit their homes. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
When I was single, I had married friends. I would not visit ...
I find their lives to be meaningless and trivial experiences. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I find their lives to be meaningless and trivial experiences...
Whichever side of marriage you're on, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Whichever side of marriage you're on,
You're playing paintball war; - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
You're playing paintball war;
Married guys play with full clips and live rounds. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Married guys play with full clips and live rounds.