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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

"Portable Toilet Spring Door." I don't even knowhow they're allowed to call it a bathroom

with PTSD: "Portable Toilet Spring Door." I don't even know
how they're allowed to call it a bathroom

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"Portable Toilet Spring Door."
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I don't even know how they're allowed to call it a bathroom.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:04
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
It's not a bath... You're... you're crapping in a hole with a box over it. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
It's not a bath... You're... you're crapping ...
You wanna do that thing your dog does after going to the bathroom in the grass. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
You wanna do that thing your dog does after going to the bat...
"Why you doin' that?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
"Why you doin' that?"
Let's change gears at this point in our lovely time together here. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Let's change gears at this point in our lovely time tog...
And give you a little perspective on what's going on in my personal life. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
And give you a little perspective on what's going on in...
First, I will give you the basic numbers. Everybody likes the numbers. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
First, I will give you the basic numbers. Everybody likes th...
I apologize for the shock value... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I apologize for the shock value...
When you're in your sixties, people ask you to do somethin', - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
When you're in your sixties, people ask you to do somet...
I've seen those people. You just wave when you're in your seventies. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I've seen those people. You just wave when you're ...
I don't wanna grow. I don't wanna change. I don't want to improve in anything. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I don't wanna grow. I don't wanna change. I don�...
I don't want to expand my interests, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I don't want to expand my interests,
I don't like to turn around. Like, if I'm walkin' down the street like this... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I don't like to turn around. Like, if I'm walkin&#...
"Jerry, check this out. You gotta see this." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
"Jerry, check this out. You gotta see this."
"You gotta see this." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
"You gotta see this."
Or I'll just assume - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Or I'll just assume
I made a bucket list, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I made a bucket list,
Or change one letter at the top, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Or change one letter at the top,
I got married late in life. I was 45. I had some issues. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I got married late in life. I was 45. I had some issues.
When I was single, I had married friends. I would not visit their homes. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
When I was single, I had married friends. I would not visit ...
I find their lives to be meaningless and trivial experiences. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
I find their lives to be meaningless and trivial experiences...