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You can only get one foot in a moving car
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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

You can only get one foot in a moving car

You can only get one foot in a moving car

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You can only get one foot in a moving car.
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4 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:46:53
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
One can only imagine the spirited exchange of ideas... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
One can only imagine the spirited exchange of ideas...
That took place in that car the rest of the drive home. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
That took place in that car the rest of the drive home.
Trying to stay together without saying the words "I hate you." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Trying to stay together without saying the words "I hat...
"Scotch" is "I," "tape" is "hate," "house" is "you." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
"Scotch" is "I," "tape" is...
You don't say, "I could kill you right now." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You don't say, "I could kill you right now."
"So, Jerry, we would like to understand in a little more detail - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
"So, Jerry, we would like to understand in a little mor...
We saw that you were, uh, just a single, regular, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
We saw that you were, uh, just a single, regular,
How did you procreate and cohabitate, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:20
How did you procreate and cohabitate,
When I'm with my wife, who I love so dearly, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
When I'm with my wife, who I love so dearly,
And then she and I can share a warm moment together, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
And then she and I can share a warm moment together,
We just came back from a lovey family vacation, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
We just came back from a lovey family vacation,
"I'm gonna kill you." "I'm gonna kill you more." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
"I'm gonna kill you." "I'm gonna ki...
Let's fight about how well-behaved those other children seem to be. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Let's fight about how well-behaved those other children...
I wonder if they were out on the hotel balcony last night - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:08
I wonder if they were out on the hotel balcony last night
She's 18, and she just, uh, finished high school, went off to college. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
She's 18, and she just, uh, finished high school, went ...
Big... That's kind of a big, you know, step when you're parents. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Big... That's kind of a big, you know, step when you�...
She finished high school. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
She finished high school.
So, a lot of people... You know, everybody's asking me, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
So, a lot of people... You know, everybody's asking me,
The way I look at it, it's like if you somehow found a baby alligator - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
The way I look at it, it's like if you somehow found a ...
Little teeth, little bitey, bitey teeth." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
Little teeth, little bitey, bitey teeth."