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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

You think babies carethat the world's a mess, you have issues?

You think babies care
that the world's a mess, you have issues?

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You think babies care that the world's a mess,
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you have issues?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:11
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
We want in!" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We want in!"
More babies. More babies. More babies. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
More babies. More babies. More babies.
Don't you see what's happening? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
Don't you see what's happening?
Their first words are "mama," "dada," - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Their first words are "mama," "dada,"
"Oh, we'll see who's wearing the diapers when this is all over." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Oh, we'll see who's wearing the diapers when...
Moms that are here, we want to be what you want us to be. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Moms that are here, we want to be what you want us to be.
The baby's born. I remember... It's just the most amazing thing. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
The baby's born. I remember... It's just the most ...
It was years into my children's lives, I'd see them staring at me - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
It was years into my children's lives, I'd see the...
Mom, the horsey-ride guy is here again. Do we need anything?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
Mom, the horsey-ride guy is here again. Do we need anything?...
A game so nonsensically difficult, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:15
A game so nonsensically difficult,
It's a very challenging game." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
It's a very challenging game."
It's also challenging trying to throw a Tic Tac 100 yards into a shoebox." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
It's also challenging trying to throw a Tic Tac 100 yar...
In the fantasy mind of the golfing father, when he comes home, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:11
In the fantasy mind of the golfing father, when he comes hom...
In reality, no one is even aware that he has left or returned... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
In reality, no one is even aware that he has left or returne...
From eight and a half hours of idiotic hacking through sand and weeds - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
From eight and a half hours of idiotic hacking through sand ...
Dressing in bizarre outfits around the house on the weekends. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
Dressing in bizarre outfits around the house on the weekends...
All fathers essentially dress - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
All fathers essentially dress
Whatever a man was wearing around the time he got married, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:11
Whatever a man was wearing around the time he got married,
You see fathers on the street: '05, '91, '83. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
You see fathers on the street: '05, '91, '83.
New announcement in the movie theater I hadn't seen before: - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:10
New announcement in the movie theater I hadn't seen bef...