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Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill

You'd have breakfast, you had to take two days offfor the scars to heal so you could speak

You'd have breakfast, you had to take two days off
for the scars to heal so you could speak

Full Transcript

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You'd have breakfast,
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you had to take two days off for the scars to heal so you could speak.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:07
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld performs at the Beacon Theatre in New York City with his take on everyday life, uncovering comedy in the commonplace.
"Mom, the amount of water in this dish is critical. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
"Mom, the amount of water in this dish is critical.
I'm seven. I feel like I'm rowing in the hull of a Greek slave ship. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I'm seven. I feel like I'm rowing in the hull of a...
That was breakfast?" - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:16
That was breakfast?"
Conceiving of the frosted, fruit-filled, heatable rectangles - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
Conceiving of the frosted, fruit-filled, heatable rectangles
And with the same nutrition as the box it comes in, too. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
And with the same nutrition as the box it comes in, too.
I don't know how long it took to invent, but they must've come out of that lab - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I don't know how long it took to invent, but they must&...
And they can't go stale, 'cause they weren't ever fresh." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
And they can't go stale, 'cause they weren't ...
What about your device dictatorship - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
What about your device dictatorship
Oh, here it is. I got it. It's here. It's here. My phone is here." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
Oh, here it is. I got it. It's here. It's here. My...
I didn't know where it was for a second. I'm okay. That was really close. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I didn't know where it was for a second. I'm okay....
You are so hypno-phonified at this point, you hand your phone to somebody - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
You are so hypno-phonified at this point, you hand your phon...
After two seconds, you go, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
After two seconds, you go,
I am completely off-the-grid right now." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:07
I am completely off-the-grid right now."
You feel like your whole body's runnin' out of power, don't you? I just... - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:04
You feel like your whole body's runnin' out of pow...
I-I feel tired when the phone battery gets down to ten or five. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
I-I feel tired when the phone battery gets down to ten or fi...
"You guys go ahead without me. I gotta get to a charger." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:11
"You guys go ahead without me. I gotta get to a charger...
If I go dead on the street, - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
If I go dead on the street,
People are pretty important, you know." - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:09
People are pretty important, you know."
What'll you do without your pictures? Are you gonna describe what you saw? - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:06
What'll you do without your pictures? Are you gonna des...
We don't wanna talk to anybody that doesn't have a phone. - Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill 00:05
We don't wanna talk to anybody that doesn't have a...