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"Jersey Girl" quotes

Jersey Girl poster
A widower must look after his precocious daughter and rebuild his life and career after he's sidelined by an unexpected tragedy and a personal blowup.

Director: Kevin Smith
Writer: Kevin Smith
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $25,268,157
Released: 26 Mar 2004
Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations

33 Clips

Ollie TrinkeMayaGreenieGertrude SteineyDoctor #1Girl #1TeacherBoy #5
What's your daughter's name - Jersey Girl 00:21 What's your daughter's name I wish you died - Jersey Girl 00:26 I wish you died I'll stay here and do the dishes - Jersey Girl 01:17 I'll stay here and do the dishes That was kinda sweet - Jersey Girl 00:22 That was kinda sweet Coked out whore - Jersey Girl 00:39 Coked out whore You're the only thing I was ever good at - Jersey Girl 00:20 You're the only thing I was ever good at Lf l don't get to go in there right now - Jersey Girl 01:15 Lf l don't get to go in there right now What's your daughter's name Gertrude - Jersey Girl 00:09 What's your daughter's name Gertrude I hate you I wish you'd died not Mommy - Jersey Girl 00:11 I hate you I wish you'd died not Mommy My mom's dead She died when I was born - Jersey Girl 00:11 My mom's dead She died when I was born Why don't you go get yourself a boyfriend - Jersey Girl 00:20 Why don't you go get yourself a boyfriend Cats is the second worst thing that ever happened to New York City - Jersey Girl 00:04 Cats is the second worst thing that ever happened to New... Forget about what you thought you were and just accept who you are - Jersey Girl 00:07 Forget about what you thought you were and just accept who... Anything for you - Jersey Girl 00:13 Anything for you Do you have what Brian has - Jersey Girl 00:37 Do you have what Brian has Don't you wanna live alone again - Jersey Girl 00:09 Don't you wanna live alone again That's cute 8 00 you both get a bottle - Jersey Girl 00:06 That's cute 8 00 you both get a bottle If Gertie could see the shit you've been pulling - Jersey Girl 00:20 If Gertie could see the shit you've been pulling One at a time please One at a time - Jersey Girl 00:38 One at a time please One at a time I want your sex - Jersey Girl 00:18 I want your sex If it makes you feel any better I do it like twice a day - Jersey Girl 00:08 If it makes you feel any better I do it like twice a day Convincing a town to approve something that's already in their best interest - Jersey Girl 00:10 Convincing a town to approve something that's already... Ready Punch it Chewy - Jersey Girl 00:09 Ready Punch it Chewy Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days - Jersey Girl 00:17 Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days Did Mommy like living in the city - Jersey Girl 00:13 Did Mommy like living in the city You should be a dance teacher - Jersey Girl 00:30 You should be a dance teacher You're the lady from the video store - Jersey Girl 00:10 You're the lady from the video store Try acting like a father - Jersey Girl 00:10 Try acting like a father Noon it is - Jersey Girl 00:32 Noon it is Man cannot live on porn alone - Jersey Girl 00:07 Man cannot live on porn alone I'm just a guy who'd rather play in the dirt with his kid - Jersey Girl 00:16 I'm just a guy who'd rather play in the dirt with... You had me worried there for a minute - Jersey Girl 00:14 You had me worried there for a minute Ollie If I don't get to go in there right now - Jersey Girl 00:43 Ollie If I don't get to go in there right now

Cast

Teacher - Betty Aberlin
Boy #1 - Matt McFarland
Girl #1 - Sarah Stafford
Bryan - Paulie Litt
Boy #3 - Christian Fan
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