It's called 'juice'. And it greases your father's insides so he can better swallow the...
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Ollie:
[having just been asked to come to the bar with Gertie and Bart]
No, that's OK, I'll stay here and do the dishes. I only cooked, why shouldn't I clean? Bart:
Suit yourself. Don't wash that pan, I got a nice layer of juice built up for the pork roll, and I don't want you scrubbing it off. Ollie:
That 'juice' is called grease, dad. It's bad for you. It clogs your arteries. Bart:
It's called 'juice'. And it greases your father's insides so he can better swallow the shit his son feeds him twice a year, when he can be bothered to come to visit him
[having just been asked to come to the bar with Gertie and Bart]
No, that's OK, I'll stay here and do the dishes. I only cooked, why shouldn't I clean? Bart:
Suit yourself. Don't wash that pan, I got a nice layer of juice built up for the pork roll, and I don't want you scrubbing it off. Ollie:
That 'juice' is called grease, dad. It's bad for you. It clogs your arteries. Bart:
It's called 'juice'. And it greases your father's insides so he can better swallow the shit his son feeds him twice a year, when he can be bothered to come to visit him
Full Transcript
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No, that's OK.
I'll stay here and do the dishes.
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I only cooked.
Why shouldn't I clean?
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Suit yourself.
But don't wash that pan.
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I got a layer of juice built up for the pork
roll, and I don't want you scrubbin' it off.
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That “juice” is called grease, Dad.
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It's bad for you.
It clogs your arteries.
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It's called juice.
And it greases a father's insides
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so that he can better swallow
the shit his son feeds him twice a year
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when he can be bothered
coming to visit him.
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So that night,
Daddy took Mommy to Pop's bar,
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where she got to meet
Pop's other children,
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his best friends Greenie and Block.
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Hey, your kid's cuttin' a rug.
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Who are you, Connie Chung?
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Daddy said, because Mommy
survived her first trip to Jersey,
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he knew she was a keeper.
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He said they celebrated their
engagement by going out for pizza.
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And that's how I got here.
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Do we have enough of these at home,
or should I steal some?
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If you're gonna steal something,
steal some rubber gloves.
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Movie Summary
A widower must look after his precocious daughter and rebuild his life and career after he's sidelined by an unexpected tragedy and a personal blowup.
Actors
Ollie Trinke
