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Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

CIA Agents Palmer and Gagano are tasked with the mission of destroying a computer virus called "Soviet Union". They enter the system using VR but the mission turns into a trap.

Director

Miguel Llansó

Year

Genre

action, comedy, sci-fi

Box Office

N/A

Production

Lanzadera Films,Alasti Kino,BiraBiro Films,Mojo Raiser Production,Rook Films

Awards

6 wins & 3 nominations

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Agent D.T. Gagano

Palmer Eldritch

Stalin

Guillermo Llansó

Batfro

Malin

Gerda-Annette Allikas

Captain Lagucci

Alfons Rebane

Mr. Sophistication

CIA Professor

Jiminy Cricket

Old Warrior 1

Metaferia Belayneh

Old Warrior 2

Shaolin Monk

Kung-Fu Master 1

Abdulkerim Tenkir

Kung-Fu Master 2

Kung-Fu Master 3

Waiter

Bekalu Shiferaw

Agent Magnus

Krasimir Jovanovic

Agent Tracy

Gym Instructor

Club Owner

Drunk man

Alfons Rebane's wife

Batfro's police agent 1

Kristjan Pütsep

Batfro's police agent 2

Jegor Sevastjanov

Batfro's assistant

Batfro's escort

Batfro's escort

Meskerem Tesfaye

Robin

Fly Monster

Fly Monster

Nicolás Janssen

Fly Monster

Candice Vallantin

Female Terrorist

Pizzeria Client

Pizzeria Client

Pizzeria Client

Daniel Taye Workou

Pizzeria Client

Pizzeria Client

Moving Worker

Moving Worker

Soldier

Vladimir Lazartsuk

Soldier

Risto Kreisberg

Mercedes Driver

Camera Operator

Borja Montesino Martínez del Cerro

Cult Believer

Cult Believer

Tanel Gabtsenko

Cult Believer

Cult Believer

Cult Believer

Cult Believer

Cult Believer

Cult Believer

Cult Believer

Cult Believer

Cult Believer

Cult Believer

Cult Believer

Cult Believer

Cult Believer

Professor

Alfons Rebane

Agent D.T. Gagano

Bafro

Malin

Rosalind Blessed

Palmer Eldritch

Announcer

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Agent D.t. Gagano Alfons Rebane Captain Lagucci

Pest Control state company. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Pest Control state company.

I'm putting an end to the plague
in this building. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

I'm putting an end to the plague in this building.

'I need the target's coordinates.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'I need the target's coordinates.'

[INDISTINCT ADVERT ON LOUDSPEAKER] - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

[INDISTINCT ADVERT ON LOUDSPEAKER]

It has attacked Psychobook's
advertising system. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

It has attacked Psychobook's advertising system.

OK, Malin, that's enough for today. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

OK, Malin, that's enough for today.

Your poor husband has been waiting
there for more than ten minutes. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Your poor husband has been waiting there for more than ten m...

Come and have a shower with me, boy. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Come and have a shower with me, boy.

[SCREAMING] - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Birdie, are you sleeping? - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Birdie, are you sleeping?

I love you, my little fly. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

I love you, my little fly.

[MAN MOANING ON TV] - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

[MAN MOANING ON TV]

'Yeah... oh!' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'Oh, yeah!' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

[PALMER] 'Stop watching
this Russian propaganda - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

[PALMER] 'Stop watching this Russian propaganda

'We have a Code Red.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'We have a Code Red.'

I'll be right back.
It's just a moment. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

I'll be right back. It's just a moment.

Tonight you will be facing
Operation Jungle. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Tonight you will be facing Operation Jungle.

The CIA believes that the Soviet Union
virus is planning a big operation - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

The CIA believes that the Soviet Union virus is planning a b...

Your mission is to retrieve samples
of any anomalous substance - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Your mission is to retrieve samples of any anomalous substan...

Our hackers were able to track
the Soviet Union protection system, - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Our hackers were able to track the Soviet Union protection s...

[TELEPHONE RINGING] - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

You're talking with the President
of the United States of America. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

You're talking with the President of the United States ...

'Commandant, give me the update.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'Commandant, give me the update.'

[MALIN] The owners told me
we can visit the place tomorrow, - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

[MALIN] The owners told me we can visit the place tomorrow,

- What do you think, darling?
- Pepperoni, fresh tomato. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

- What do you think, darling? - Pepperoni, fresh tomato.

But... I'm a CIA agent. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

But... I'm a CIA agent.

Well... let's just plan for it. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Well... let's just plan for it.

Plan it?
We've been talking and talking. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Plan it? We've been talking and talking.

I told my boss I'll be leaving
by the end of the week. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

I told my boss I'll be leaving by the end of the week.

You can stay with your special force,
Agent Gagano. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

You can stay with your special force, Agent Gagano.

We have been saving up
to open this kickboxing academy. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

We have been saving up to open this kickboxing academy.

A pizzeria? Me?
Nah, it's just a hobby. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

A pizzeria? Me? Nah, it's just a hobby.

[SCOFFS] - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Commandant, is the CIA aware - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Commandant, is the CIA aware

Professor, no agent dies
inside Psychobook. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Professor, no agent dies inside Psychobook.

With all due respect, this new threat
is unknown, Commandant. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

With all due respect, this new threat is unknown, Commandant...

Please, shut up, they are right here. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Please, shut up, they are right here.

They can't hear you.
They're in there. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

They can't hear you. They're in there.

[JIMINY] 'Message from
Commandant Alfons Rebane.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

[JIMINY] 'Message from Commandant Alfons Rebane.'

Make sure it's the dwarf
who manipulates any kind of substance. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Make sure it's the dwarf who manipulates any kind of su...

We wouldn't want to put you
in any risk. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

We wouldn't want to put you in any risk.

'You're too valuable for the CIA.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'You're too valuable for the CIA.'

The government has the monopoly
over the synthesis. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

The government has the monopoly over the synthesis.

Oh, this is painful, Palmer.
Please wake me up! - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Oh, this is painful, Palmer. Please wake me up!

Don't be a chicken,
I will see you outside in a few seconds. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Don't be a chicken, I will see you outside in a few sec...

Let's deactivate
Psychobook's monitoring system. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Let's deactivate Psychobook's monitoring system.

- I can't do that.
- Do you want to die? - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

- I can't do that. - Do you want to die?

OK, enough, I'm leaving.
It was nice to see you. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

OK, enough, I'm leaving. It was nice to see you.

'Loading the way out.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'Loading the way out.'

Operation Jungle is now in our hands,
Lieutenant Palmer Eldritch. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Operation Jungle is now in our hands, Lieutenant Palmer Eldr...

Are you kidding me? I'm a virus. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Are you kidding me? I'm a virus.

I don't make deals with computer viruses - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

I don't make deals with computer viruses

Who were you serving when you fucked
Commandant Alfons Rebane's wife, - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Who were you serving when you fucked Commandant Alfons Reban...

Make the right deals
and I will make you rich. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Make the right deals and I will make you rich.

Betray me and I will dismember you
in the real world. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Betray me and I will dismember you in the real world.

Ladies and gentleman, Captain Lagucci
performing for you tonight. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Ladies and gentleman, Captain Lagucci performing for you ton...

Do you see anybody else here?
Do you see? - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Do you see anybody else here? Do you see?

Captain Lagucci is not dancing for you baby - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Captain Lagucci is not dancing for you baby

Please promise, if he passes,
he must pass at home, with me. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Please promise, if he passes, he must pass at home, with me.

Hey, I promise.
You see? I promise. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Hey, I promise. You see? I promise.

I promise you.
Don't worry, I... I promise. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

I promise you. Don't worry, I... I promise.

What happened between us
was a big mistake. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

What happened between us was a big mistake.

[WAITER] Pizza... mar-ga-ri-ta. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

[WAITER] Pizza... mar-ga-ri-ta.

OK, sir. Anything to drink? - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

OK, sir. Anything to drink?

[MAN] Huh? Shit man, how unfortunate! - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

[MAN] Huh? Shit man, how unfortunate!

[PA] 'You win!' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

[PA] 'You win!'

[PA] 'Continue voting for Batfro
as your favorite president, - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

[PA] 'Continue voting for Batfro as your favorite presi...

It's fine... but the oven
is not heating the bottom enough - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

It's fine... but the oven is not heating the bottom eno...

I hope you accept credit cards. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

I hope you accept credit cards.

'Trying to find a secure connection,
please hold.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'Trying to find a secure connection, please hold.'

Here is Agent Gagano, - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Here is Agent Gagano,

I paid with my credit card,
you should be able to track my position. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

I paid with my credit card, you should be able to track my p...

'New message from headquarters.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'New message from headquarters.'

'Wait for instructions.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'Wait for instructions.'

[ITALIAN ACCENT] Hello, sir.
This is Mr. Sophistication. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

[ITALIAN ACCENT] Hello, sir. This is Mr. Sophistication.

Sorry for calling you so late, - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Sorry for calling you so late,

[JIMINY] 'Agent D. T. Gagano.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

[JIMINY] 'Agent D. T. Gagano.'

'I'm afraid you're in
an irreversible coma. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'I'm afraid you're in an irreversible coma.

'We can't wake you up.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'We can't wake you up.'

'What you're experiencing is
the last traces of your mental activity.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'What you're experiencing is the last traces of yo...

'This partition of the system
looks very real.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'This partition of the system looks very real.'

'You're wrong, Commandant.
I'm here! - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'You're wrong, Commandant. I'm here!

'Don't you see me?' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'Don't you see me?'

'I hope you are still able
to receive this message. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'I hope you are still able to receive this message.

- 'They told me it will be the last one.'
- No! - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

- 'They told me it will be the last one.' - No!

'Rest in peace.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'Rest in peace.'

'Listen Agent the Soviet Union is planning something big - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'Listen Agent the Soviet Union is planning something...

'Good luck and sorry.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'Good luck and sorry.'

[JIMINY] 'End of the message.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

[JIMINY] 'End of the message.'

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CIA Agents Palmer and Gagano are tasked with the mission of destroying a computer virus called "Soviet Union". They enter the system using VR but the mission turns into a trap.

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Director: Miguel Llansó

Writer: Miguel Llansó

Production: Lanzadera Films,Alasti Kino,BiraBiro Films,Mojo Raiser Production,Rook Films

Genre: action, comedy, sci-fi

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.6

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 01 Jun 2020

Awards: 6 wins & 3 nominations

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