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Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

'First, to crack the system, 'we need to get our handson the most powerful terminal

'First, to crack the system, 'we need to get our hands
on the most powerful terminal

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'First, to crack the system,
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'we need to get our hands on the most powerful terminal.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:22
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, sci-fi
Production
Lanzadera Films,Alasti Kino,BiraBiro Films,Mojo Raiser Production,Rook Films

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Movie Summary

CIA Agents Palmer and Gagano are tasked with the mission of destroying a computer virus called "Soviet Union". They enter the system using VR but the mission turns into a trap.
'The Ark of the Covenant.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:07
'The Ark of the Covenant.'
Psychobook programmed him with Force 7. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:04
Psychobook programmed him with Force 7.
[SOPHISTICATION] Let my kung fu masters handle this. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:04
[SOPHISTICATION] Let my kung fu masters handle this.
They will get the Ark of the Covenant for us. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
They will get the Ark of the Covenant for us.
[PA] 'You lose!' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:11
[PA] 'You lose!'
Davvero. Grazie, grazie. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:18
Davvero. Grazie, grazie.
This new agreement with the Soviet Union - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:08
This new agreement with the Soviet Union
We will be able to protect our dear citizens against bad guys. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
We will be able to protect our dear citizens against bad guy...
[INDISTINCT CHATTER] - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
I'm sorry, baby. I'm just talking to this... he's a jackass. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:04
I'm sorry, baby. I'm just talking to this... he�...
Batfro, you will soon rule over Psychobook, - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:07
Batfro, you will soon rule over Psychobook,
OK. Comrade Stalin, I will do it as a personal favor to you. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:06
OK. Comrade Stalin, I will do it as a personal favor to you.
[FOOTSTEPS] - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:10
[FOOTSTEPS]
And I will send you home so you can get your revenge. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
And I will send you home so you can get your revenge.
It's so big! It's tearing me apart. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:04
It's so big! It's tearing me apart.
[STALIN] Obey our instructions and get your revenge. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:06
[STALIN] Obey our instructions and get your revenge.
Don't cry, my little Prince. You must be strong. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:04
Don't cry, my little Prince. You must be strong.
Be strong. You must be strong, my Prince. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
Be strong. You must be strong, my Prince.
Don't cry. Come on, my little Prince, don't cry. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:07
Don't cry. Come on, my little Prince, don't cry.
I'm the Emperor of Beta Ethiopia so I can do whatever I want - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:16
I'm the Emperor of Beta Ethiopia so I can do whatever I...