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Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

I don't make deals with computer viruses

Palmer Eldritch: I don't make deals with computer viruses

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I don't make deals with computer viruses
Duration
4 seconds
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31
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:30
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, sci-fi
Production
Lanzadera Films,Alasti Kino,BiraBiro Films,Mojo Raiser Production,Rook Films

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Movie Summary

CIA Agents Palmer and Gagano are tasked with the mission of destroying a computer virus called "Soviet Union". They enter the system using VR but the mission turns into a trap.
Who were you serving when you fucked Commandant Alfons Rebane's wife, - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:09
Who were you serving when you fucked Commandant Alfons Reban...
Make the right deals and I will make you rich. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
Make the right deals and I will make you rich.
Betray me and I will dismember you in the real world. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:07
Betray me and I will dismember you in the real world.
Ladies and gentleman, Captain Lagucci performing for you tonight. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:07
Ladies and gentleman, Captain Lagucci performing for you ton...
Do you see anybody else here? Do you see? - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:06
Do you see anybody else here? Do you see?
Captain Lagucci is not dancing for you baby - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:07
Captain Lagucci is not dancing for you baby
Please promise, if he passes, he must pass at home, with me. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:08
Please promise, if he passes, he must pass at home, with me.
Hey, I promise. You see? I promise. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:07
Hey, I promise. You see? I promise.
I promise you. Don't worry, I... I promise. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
I promise you. Don't worry, I... I promise.
What happened between us was a big mistake. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
What happened between us was a big mistake.
[WAITER] Pizza... mar-ga-ri-ta. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:09
[WAITER] Pizza... mar-ga-ri-ta.
OK, sir. Anything to drink? - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:04
OK, sir. Anything to drink?
[MAN] Huh? Shit man, how unfortunate! - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:04
[MAN] Huh? Shit man, how unfortunate!
[PA] 'You win!' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
[PA] 'You win!'
[PA] 'Continue voting for Batfro as your favorite president, - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:10
[PA] 'Continue voting for Batfro as your favorite presi...
It's fine... but the oven is not heating the bottom enough - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:09
It's fine... but the oven is not heating the bottom eno...
I hope you accept credit cards. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:04
I hope you accept credit cards.
'Trying to find a secure connection, please hold.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
'Trying to find a secure connection, please hold.'
Here is Agent Gagano, - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:07
Here is Agent Gagano,
I paid with my credit card, you should be able to track my position. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
I paid with my credit card, you should be able to track my p...