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Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway

Please, shut up, they are right here

Please, shut up, they are right here

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.042
Please, shut up, they are right here.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:51
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
action, comedy, sci-fi
Production
Lanzadera Films,Alasti Kino,BiraBiro Films,Mojo Raiser Production,Rook Films

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Movie Summary

CIA Agents Palmer and Gagano are tasked with the mission of destroying a computer virus called "Soviet Union". They enter the system using VR but the mission turns into a trap.
They can't hear you. They're in there. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
They can't hear you. They're in there.
[JIMINY] 'Message from Commandant Alfons Rebane.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:10
[JIMINY] 'Message from Commandant Alfons Rebane.'
Make sure it's the dwarf who manipulates any kind of substance. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:06
Make sure it's the dwarf who manipulates any kind of su...
We wouldn't want to put you in any risk. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:04
We wouldn't want to put you in any risk.
'You're too valuable for the CIA.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:10
'You're too valuable for the CIA.'
The government has the monopoly over the synthesis. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:04
The government has the monopoly over the synthesis.
Oh, this is painful, Palmer. Please wake me up! - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
Oh, this is painful, Palmer. Please wake me up!
Don't be a chicken, I will see you outside in a few seconds. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:04
Don't be a chicken, I will see you outside in a few sec...
Let's deactivate Psychobook's monitoring system. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
Let's deactivate Psychobook's monitoring system.
- I can't do that. - Do you want to die? - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:04
- I can't do that. - Do you want to die?
OK, enough, I'm leaving. It was nice to see you. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:04
OK, enough, I'm leaving. It was nice to see you.
'Loading the way out.' - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:10
'Loading the way out.'
Operation Jungle is now in our hands, Lieutenant Palmer Eldritch. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:07
Operation Jungle is now in our hands, Lieutenant Palmer Eldr...
Are you kidding me? I'm a virus. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
Are you kidding me? I'm a virus.
I don't make deals with computer viruses - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:04
I don't make deals with computer viruses
Who were you serving when you fucked Commandant Alfons Rebane's wife, - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:09
Who were you serving when you fucked Commandant Alfons Reban...
Make the right deals and I will make you rich. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:05
Make the right deals and I will make you rich.
Betray me and I will dismember you in the real world. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:07
Betray me and I will dismember you in the real world.
Ladies and gentleman, Captain Lagucci performing for you tonight. - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:07
Ladies and gentleman, Captain Lagucci performing for you ton...
Do you see anybody else here? Do you see? - Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway 00:06
Do you see anybody else here? Do you see?