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Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

He has a gun in one hand, my Spider-Man walleton the other

He has a gun in one hand, my Spider-Man wallet
on the other

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He has a gun in one hand,
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my Spider-Man wallet on the other...
Duration
4 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:18
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

As an only-child to immigrant parents, comedian Jesus Trejo grew up learning many of life's lessons in the most unconventional ways, all while constantly feeling the need to meet his parents' high expectations.
And he's pissed! I'm wasting his time, you know? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
And he's pissed! I'm wasting his time, you know?
He goes, "Really, motherfucker?" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:07
He goes, "Really, motherfucker?"
You know, when they're in trouble they go, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:08
You know, when they're in trouble they go,
So, he shakes his head, man. He's shaking his head - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:07
So, he shakes his head, man. He's shaking his head
Now, if you've ever owned a Velcro wallet - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:08
Now, if you've ever owned a Velcro wallet
-Get a clean open. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
-Get a clean open.
It looked like Sonic the Hedgehog - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
It looked like Sonic the Hedgehog
And I dropped down to my hands and knees - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
And I dropped down to my hands and knees
And as I'm doing that, the guy decides to grab - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:17
And as I'm doing that, the guy decides to grab
What I wanted to tell him is like, "Hey, man, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
What I wanted to tell him is like, "Hey, man,
You're gonna get coins every time, man." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:10
You're gonna get coins every time, man."
I went to old Vegas 'cause it's cheaper, you know? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I went to old Vegas 'cause it's cheaper, you know?
And, um, we want to get to the bar, but it's so packed - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
And, um, we want to get to the bar, but it's so packed
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:09
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me."
So I just started cleaning the bar window - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
So I just started cleaning the bar window
I hate that about myself, you know? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
I hate that about myself, you know?
So I see my homie arguing with the guy - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
So I see my homie arguing with the guy
Like, "Jacob, let's just get outta here, man!" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:09
Like, "Jacob, let's just get outta here, man!"...
Like, " Jacob!" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:08
Like, " Jacob!"
You know, he was like bobbin' and weavin' - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
You know, he was like bobbin' and weavin'