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Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

I'm not gettinga real ass whooping over a fake chain anymore

I'm not getting
a real ass whooping over a fake chain anymore

Full Transcript

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I'm not getting a real ass whooping
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over a fake chain anymore.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:54
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

As an only-child to immigrant parents, comedian Jesus Trejo grew up learning many of life's lessons in the most unconventional ways, all while constantly feeling the need to meet his parents' high expectations.
Uh, I have one extra quarter. I'm like, "My lucky day." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:10
Uh, I have one extra quarter. I'm like, "My lucky ...
I'm doing well and, uh, before I know it - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I'm doing well and, uh, before I know it
He's like, "Hey, homie, give me your money." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
He's like, "Hey, homie, give me your money."
Who know, you know? I just felt it cold and, uh, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
Who know, you know? I just felt it cold and, uh,
That startled him and he's like, "Look the fuck down." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:07
That startled him and he's like, "Look the fuck do...
So, I have the gun to my head and, uh, now I'm scared. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
So, I have the gun to my head and, uh, now I'm scared.
But at the same time I'm flattered - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
But at the same time I'm flattered
Think about it. A guy with a gun - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
Think about it. A guy with a gun
Looks at me and is like, "That's my man." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
Looks at me and is like, "That's my man."
It's like, "You picked me." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
It's like, "You picked me."
Nothing, man. He moves over to my left side - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
Nothing, man. He moves over to my left side
So, when he moves over to my left side there was - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:08
So, when he moves over to my left side there was
And it made him laugh. Like, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:08
And it made him laugh. Like,
Like, " Did you hear that?" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
Like, " Did you hear that?"
Here's how stupid I was. I thought we were - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
Here's how stupid I was. I thought we were
Like, you know when somebody's mad at you - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
Like, you know when somebody's mad at you
In my head I'm like, "You're not robbing me." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:09
In my head I'm like, "You're not robbing me.&...
Like, I don't know if you've ever let somebody down - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
Like, I don't know if you've ever let somebody dow...
But he was disappointed when he realized that my wallet - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:07
But he was disappointed when he realized that my wallet
-They put that there for coins. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
-They put that there for coins.