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Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Maybe you gotthe quicksand model." I'm like,"Oh, you fucking bitch." -Hung up

Maybe you got
the quicksand model." I'm like,
"Oh, you fucking bitch." -Hung up

Full Transcript

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Maybe you got the quicksand model."
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I'm like, "Oh, you fucking bitch."
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-Hung up.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:28
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

As an only-child to immigrant parents, comedian Jesus Trejo grew up learning many of life's lessons in the most unconventional ways, all while constantly feeling the need to meet his parents' high expectations.
I was like, "All right, I'm outta here." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
I was like, "All right, I'm outta here."
Uh, I'll introduce myself. Uh, my name's Jesus Trejo. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
Uh, I'll introduce myself. Uh, my name's Jesus Tre...
Yeah, born and raised. Uh, I'm a only child - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
Yeah, born and raised. Uh, I'm a only child
That's a only child right there. For sure. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
That's a only child right there. For sure.
Did you have imaginary friends? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
Did you have imaginary friends?
I ran into one the other day at the grocery store. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
I ran into one the other day at the grocery store.
I'm like, "David, what's up, player?" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
I'm like, "David, what's up, player?"
Um, you know, if you ever wonder what it's like - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:15
Um, you know, if you ever wonder what it's like
With great imagination. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
With great imagination.
One of my, uh, fondest memories is getting chased - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:07
One of my, uh, fondest memories is getting chased
It was great, man. If you know anything - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
It was great, man. If you know anything
They don't get tired, they're skinny, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
They don't get tired, they're skinny,
So, I was walking home from school and this crackhead - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:12
So, I was walking home from school and this crackhead
And finally he grabbed me, threw me on the ground, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:08
And finally he grabbed me, threw me on the ground,
I thought I was a genius. I was like in my head - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
I thought I was a genius. I was like in my head
And I walked home in my socks and that sucks - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
And I walked home in my socks and that sucks
Where are they?" I'm like, "They took 'em." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:16
Where are they?" I'm like, "They took 'e...
You know how scary that is? To fear for your life, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
You know how scary that is? To fear for your life,
Like, " No, those are my shoes." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:08
Like, " No, those are my shoes."
Nobody stands still in a real fight. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
Nobody stands still in a real fight.