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Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Oh, this is not good, man." I looked like a crackheadfrom Long Beach, you know what I...

Oh, this is not good, man." I looked like a crackhead
from Long Beach, you know what I mean?
"Give me your shoes

Full Transcript

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Oh, this is not good, man."
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I looked like a crackhead from Long Beach,
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you know what I mean? "Give me your shoes.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:59
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

As an only-child to immigrant parents, comedian Jesus Trejo grew up learning many of life's lessons in the most unconventional ways, all while constantly feeling the need to meet his parents' high expectations.
-Stop curling your toes, bro." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:07
-Stop curling your toes, bro."
And then at one point I was just so excited, man. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
And then at one point I was just so excited, man.
I was just so excited that, uh, people give you stuff, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:20
I was just so excited that, uh, people give you stuff,
This is gonna be good." So I'm, like, going over there, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
This is gonna be good." So I'm, like, going over t...
And, um, so I get closer. It's like you know when you, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:10
And, um, so I get closer. It's like you know when you,
So, I'm like, "Oh, this is gonna be so good." You know? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
So, I'm like, "Oh, this is gonna be so good."...
I grab it and I eat it. It was all Vaseline, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I grab it and I eat it. It was all Vaseline,
One of the most disgusting things I've ever eaten - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
One of the most disgusting things I've ever eaten
Water doesn't help. It just glides off. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
Water doesn't help. It just glides off.
"Aah...aah..." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:12
"Aah...aah..."
I'm like, "Oh, no, the Goo Gods are talking." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:13
I'm like, "Oh, no, the Goo Gods are talking."
Not a trace. Just like, "Really? Nothing? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
Not a trace. Just like, "Really? Nothing?
That was pretty cool." Like a little phantom deuce, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:07
That was pretty cool." Like a little phantom deuce,
So I got back out there, man, and I'm just running, man. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
So I got back out there, man, and I'm just running, man...
I'm like, "Hey, man, I'm gonna go ahead." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:11
I'm like, "Hey, man, I'm gonna go ahead."...
My knees sound like, just, uh, empty water bottles - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
My knees sound like, just, uh, empty water bottles
"This is not good, you know?" But I'm going. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
"This is not good, you know?" But I'm going.
I got a headache from all the caffeine goo - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I got a headache from all the caffeine goo
So it's now mile 26, right? Mile 26. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
So it's now mile 26, right? Mile 26.
I'm .2 miles away from the finish line - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I'm .2 miles away from the finish line