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Water doesn't help. It just glides off
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Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Water doesn't help.It just glides off

Water doesn't help.
It just glides off

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Water doesn't help. It just glides off.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:08
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

As an only-child to immigrant parents, comedian Jesus Trejo grew up learning many of life's lessons in the most unconventional ways, all while constantly feeling the need to meet his parents' high expectations.
"Aah...aah..." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:12
"Aah...aah..."
I'm like, "Oh, no, the Goo Gods are talking." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:13
I'm like, "Oh, no, the Goo Gods are talking."
Not a trace. Just like, "Really? Nothing? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
Not a trace. Just like, "Really? Nothing?
That was pretty cool." Like a little phantom deuce, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:07
That was pretty cool." Like a little phantom deuce,
So I got back out there, man, and I'm just running, man. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
So I got back out there, man, and I'm just running, man...
I'm like, "Hey, man, I'm gonna go ahead." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:11
I'm like, "Hey, man, I'm gonna go ahead."...
My knees sound like, just, uh, empty water bottles - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
My knees sound like, just, uh, empty water bottles
"This is not good, you know?" But I'm going. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
"This is not good, you know?" But I'm going.
I got a headache from all the caffeine goo - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I got a headache from all the caffeine goo
So it's now mile 26, right? Mile 26. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
So it's now mile 26, right? Mile 26.
I'm .2 miles away from the finish line - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I'm .2 miles away from the finish line
I'm about to be done, but I take what I think - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
I'm about to be done, but I take what I think
I'm like, "Ugh, I can't go anymore." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:13
I'm like, "Ugh, I can't go anymore."
They're very supportive and that's what's beautiful - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:08
They're very supportive and that's what's bea...
And I'm there and I'm just like, "I don't know what to do." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:08
And I'm there and I'm just like, "I don'...
-That hurt so much! - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
-That hurt so much!
You're not helping!" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
You're not helping!"
I don't wanna do this no more. I'm done." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
I don't wanna do this no more. I'm done."
I'm like, "You know, don't you wanna make your dad proud?" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I'm like, "You know, don't you wanna make you...
And I take another step and I'm like, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:08
And I take another step and I'm like,