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Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

We need the blue matsonly, man." Long Beach, I love it, man

We need the blue mats
only, man." Long Beach, I love it, man

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We need the blue mats only, man."
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Long Beach, I love it, man.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:49
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

As an only-child to immigrant parents, comedian Jesus Trejo grew up learning many of life's lessons in the most unconventional ways, all while constantly feeling the need to meet his parents' high expectations.
I got held at gunpoint three times - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I got held at gunpoint three times
-I'm getting good, you know? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
-I'm getting good, you know?
I know it sounds weird, but, man, I learned a lot - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I know it sounds weird, but, man, I learned a lot
I found out how well I can follow directions. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
I found out how well I can follow directions.
Getting held at gunpoint is like hot yoga, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
Getting held at gunpoint is like hot yoga,
Just so you know." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
Just so you know."
First time I got held at gunpoint, um...I was a kid. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
First time I got held at gunpoint, um...I was a kid.
Uh, probably talking about something - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
Uh, probably talking about something
And as we're walking this guy turns the corner, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
And as we're walking this guy turns the corner,
I'm not trying to hurt you guys. Just give me the money." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:11
I'm not trying to hurt you guys. Just give me the money...
And my dad looks at me and goes, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:12
And my dad looks at me and goes,
This is about 7:00 a.m. I'm walking to school - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
This is about 7:00 a.m. I'm walking to school
He's like, "Hey, give me the chain, home boy." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:07
He's like, "Hey, give me the chain, home boy."...
This is very early, you know?" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:08
This is very early, you know?"
That's a family man providing right there, you know? - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
That's a family man providing right there, you know?
Like, "Give me the chain, motherfucker." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:11
Like, "Give me the chain, motherfucker."
I'm not getting a real ass whooping - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I'm not getting a real ass whooping
Uh, I have one extra quarter. I'm like, "My lucky day." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:10
Uh, I have one extra quarter. I'm like, "My lucky ...
I'm doing well and, uh, before I know it - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I'm doing well and, uh, before I know it
He's like, "Hey, homie, give me your money." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
He's like, "Hey, homie, give me your money."