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Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son

Your pants are ripped." -He scared me

Your pants are ripped." -He scared me

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Your pants are ripped."
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-He scared me.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:13
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

As an only-child to immigrant parents, comedian Jesus Trejo grew up learning many of life's lessons in the most unconventional ways, all while constantly feeling the need to meet his parents' high expectations.
I'm like, "What? No, I-I bought 'em this way." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I'm like, "What? No, I-I bought 'em this way....
That happened to me one time." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:29
That happened to me one time."
Millennials, you do things to impress other people." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:13
Millennials, you do things to impress other people."
I wanna talk to you." I'm all, "All right." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:08
I wanna talk to you." I'm all, "All right.&qu...
He's all, "Look at this. You don't see me wearing them." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:16
He's all, "Look at this. You don't see me wea...
What do you say to that? "Thank you." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:08
What do you say to that? "Thank you."
Abstract art. - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:04
Abstract art.
To my parent's generation, art looked like art, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
To my parent's generation, art looked like art,
So I have a friend, Talented, talented artist, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
So I have a friend, Talented, talented artist,
And he sold out on all his abstract art - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
And he sold out on all his abstract art
I was, like, cheering for him. Like, "Man, this is awesome." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I was, like, cheering for him. Like, "Man, this is awes...
I'm left with one piece." I said, "Oh, that's awesome." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
I'm left with one piece." I said, "Oh, that&#...
You know, I grab it, I go home, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
You know, I grab it, I go home,
And all it is, it's a big, white square - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:12
And all it is, it's a big, white square
I'm like, "Wow, this is beautiful, man." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:05
I'm like, "Wow, this is beautiful, man."
And I don't even wanna turn around - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
And I don't even wanna turn around
And I can hear it behind me. Just, shhhh and then . - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:06
And I can hear it behind me. Just, shhhh and then .
He's like, "Wha--What the hell is this?" - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:34
He's like, "Wha--What the hell is this?"
-This is it." - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:07
-This is it."
So, I don't know why I tried, but in my heart I'm like, - Jesus Trejo: Stay at Home Son 00:11
So, I don't know why I tried, but in my heart I'm ...