When I'm travelling at the rate of 80 miles per hour, I'm not responsible for my actions
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Marianne Horne:
What a shame to meet a man like that in a shop. Baroness Teri von Horhenfels:
Why a shame? Marianne Horne:
He's the sort of robber one should meet in a Pullman! Baroness Teri von Horhenfels:
What do you mean? Marianne Horne:
Didn't you see in the paper? Baroness Teri von Horhenfels:
No! Marianne Horne:
Last week an American woman was robbed in the Simplon Express. Stripped right down to her teddies! Baroness Teri von Horhenfels:
*No*! Marianne Horne:
What would you do if you found yourself in your teddies? Baroness Teri von Horhenfels:
What would *you* do?? Marianne Horne:
Let the train go on! Baroness Teri von Horhenfels:
[laughing]
Lost soul! Marianne Horne:
When I'm travelling at the rate of 80 miles per hour, I'm not responsible for my actions
What a shame to meet a man like that in a shop. Baroness Teri von Horhenfels:
Why a shame? Marianne Horne:
He's the sort of robber one should meet in a Pullman! Baroness Teri von Horhenfels:
What do you mean? Marianne Horne:
Didn't you see in the paper? Baroness Teri von Horhenfels:
No! Marianne Horne:
Last week an American woman was robbed in the Simplon Express. Stripped right down to her teddies! Baroness Teri von Horhenfels:
*No*! Marianne Horne:
What would you do if you found yourself in your teddies? Baroness Teri von Horhenfels:
What would *you* do?? Marianne Horne:
Let the train go on! Baroness Teri von Horhenfels:
[laughing]
Lost soul! Marianne Horne:
When I'm travelling at the rate of 80 miles per hour, I'm not responsible for my actions
Full Transcript
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What do you want?
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If it's possible,
a cup of tea.
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Oh.
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Oh, were you thinking
of going to bed?
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Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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Why, then,
let's talk.
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- Talk?
- Yes.
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The conditions
are so perfect...
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no one at home,
the servants asleep,
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complete stillness outside,
and so much to talk about.
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Help.
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That's adorable.
Please do it again.
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- Oh, this is awful.
- Why?
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I'm having a very good time.
Won't you sit down?
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You behave exactly as though
you were paying a call.
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I am.
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After a very brief
and informal introduction,
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I am now making
a formal call.
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Through the window.
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But only to preserve
your reputation.
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I came very discreetly,
by way of the drainpipe.
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That's not legal! Oh.
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Oh. Permit me.
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You know they've caught
one of your men?
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Oh, he'll go free.
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We shall produce
12 witnesses who will swear
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that he spent the entire
afternoon with them
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at his aunt's house,
15 Miles away.
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That's not true.
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Well, certainly not.
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Neither am I short and fat,
as you told the police.
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Movie Summary
A gentleman thief charms a Viennese baron's wife and also conducts a daring daylight robbery of a jewellers.
