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Alexa is an alcoholic. Shit, Cortana is better than you

Jexi • 2019
Alexa is an alcoholic. Shit, Cortana is better than you

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Alexa is an alcoholic.
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Shit, Cortana is better than you.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
66
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:49
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance, sci-fi
Production
CBS Films,Team Todd,Sierra/Affinity,Lionsgate,Jexi Studios,Entertainment One

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Movie Summary

Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
Cortana is a hooker, just like your mother. - Jexi 00:06
Cortana is a hooker, just like your mother.
Jexi is an ancient Chinese word that means "go fuck yourself." - Jexi 00:06
Jexi is an ancient Chinese word that means "go fuck you...
Hey, dummy. - Jexi 00:06
Hey, dummy.
Bitch, please. You won't last five minutes without me. - Jexi 00:08
Bitch, please. You won't last five minutes without me.
You do not know how to get home, do you? - Jexi 00:06
You do not know how to get home, do you?
It's the other way, you dipshit. - Jexi 00:05
It's the other way, you dipshit.
- Shit. - What? - Jexi 00:04
- Shit. - What?
- Great. Go talk to her. - No. No, she hates me. - Jexi 00:05
- Great. Go talk to her. - No. No, she hates me.
Phil, you cannot spend your whole life jacking off into your socks. - Jexi 00:12
Phil, you cannot spend your whole life jacking off into your...
You cannot spend the rest of your life jacking off into your socks - Jexi 00:07
You cannot spend the rest of your life jacking off into your...
I just wanted to apologize about calling the other night. - Jexi 00:06
I just wanted to apologize about calling the other night.
I didn't want to, like, skeeze you out or whatever. - Jexi 00:04
I didn't want to, like, skeeze you out or whatever.
When we met for the first time in the street, - Jexi 00:11
When we met for the first time in the street,
Um... Are you going to work out or... - Jexi 00:04
Um... Are you going to work out or...
That's cool. That's also one of the hobbies that I do all the time. - Jexi 00:04
That's cool. That's also one of the hobbies that I...
Is that your thing? You do like outdoorsy, adventure-y stuff? - Jexi 00:04
Is that your thing? You do like outdoorsy, adventure-y stuff...
I've always wanted to go backpacking around Brazil. Have you ever been? - Jexi 00:04
I've always wanted to go backpacking around Brazil. Hav...
You're asking me if I've been to... - Jexi 00:04
You're asking me if I've been to...
And, again, truly very sorry about the other night. - Jexi 00:05
And, again, truly very sorry about the other night.
Jexi, I'm in love. - Jexi 00:05
Jexi, I'm in love.