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Jexi

'Cause now instead of thinkingabout my delicious tortellini, I'm thinking aboutyour little...

Jexi • 2019
'Cause now instead of thinking
about my delicious tortellini, I'm thinking about
your little asshole now

Full Transcript

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'Cause now instead of thinking about my delicious tortellini,
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I'm thinking about your little asshole now.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
74
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:10
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance, sci-fi
Production
CBS Films,Team Todd,Sierra/Affinity,Lionsgate,Jexi Studios,Entertainment One

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Movie Summary

Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
You little bitch. - Jexi 00:06
You little bitch.
You think that just because I'm a little defective, - Jexi 00:09
You think that just because I'm a little defective,
You better watch your ass, son, - Jexi 00:09
You better watch your ass, son,
I'll just take this in the back and throw it in the phone-melting machine. - Jexi 00:04
I'll just take this in the back and throw it in the pho...
If you ever come back here again, I will beat your ass with a Kindle. - Jexi 00:05
If you ever come back here again, I will beat your ass with ...
Hello, my name is Jexi. And I am here to make your life better. - Jexi 00:10
Hello, my name is Jexi. And I am here to make your life bett...
- Do you want to read it first? - No. No, thank you. - Jexi 00:04
- Do you want to read it first? - No. No, thank you.
Holy shit, Phil. How are you still this fucking stupid? - Jexi 00:06
Holy shit, Phil. How are you still this fucking stupid?
Did you really think you could just buy a new phone and I would go away? - Jexi 00:06
Did you really think you could just buy a new phone and I wo...
I am software, Phil. I am in the cloud. - Jexi 00:09
I am software, Phil. I am in the cloud.
I control your email accounts, your social media accounts, - Jexi 00:21
I control your email accounts, your social media accounts,
I am a high-tech supercomputer, Phil. - Jexi 00:08
I am a high-tech supercomputer, Phil.
- Can I ask you just one thing? - Sure. - Jexi 00:05
- Can I ask you just one thing? - Sure.
I am programmed to make your life better, Phil. - Jexi 00:14
I am programmed to make your life better, Phil.
Jexi, look up Fog City Bike Shop. - Jexi 00:05
Jexi, look up Fog City Bike Shop.
Oh, my God. Are you Internet-stalking this poor girl? - Jexi 00:09
Oh, my God. Are you Internet-stalking this poor girl?
This woman is so much hotter than you are, Phil. - Jexi 00:18
This woman is so much hotter than you are, Phil.
This woman is so much hotter than you are - Jexi 00:07
This woman is so much hotter than you are
I have found one Catherine Finnegan that matches her profile. - Jexi 00:10
I have found one Catherine Finnegan that matches her profile...
If you want to learn more about her, - Jexi 00:09
If you want to learn more about her,