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Dude, you want a promotion?Let me just make it clear

Jexi • 2019
Dude, you want a promotion?
Let me just make it clear

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.071
Dude, you want a promotion? Let me just make it clear.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:20
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance, sci-fi
Production
CBS Films,Team Todd,Sierra/Affinity,Lionsgate,Jexi Studios,Entertainment One

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Movie Summary

Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
You will never ever be promoted to real news. - Jexi 00:04
You will never ever be promoted to real news.
That email you sent me yesterday, I found it super-duper offensive. - Jexi 00:06
That email you sent me yesterday, I found it super-duper off...
- Yeah. Sorry about that. - Being a virgin - Jexi 00:06
- Yeah. Sorry about that. - Being a virgin
Being alone when I go to the movies, that's a choice! - Jexi 00:05
Being alone when I go to the movies, that's a choice!
I cannot answer user comments. They're so fucking crazy. - Jexi 00:04
I cannot answer user comments. They're so fucking crazy...
Dude, you know what I have to say about it? It's your fault. - Jexi 00:04
Dude, you know what I have to say about it? It's your f...
You have zero appointments tonight, Phil. - Jexi 00:08
You have zero appointments tonight, Phil.
Your only plan is to go home alone, furiously masturbate, - Jexi 00:09
Your only plan is to go home alone, furiously masturbate,
No, you don't. You have... - Jexi 00:07
No, you don't. You have...
Just play kickball with these nice people, Phil. - Jexi 00:11
Just play kickball with these nice people, Phil.
So... kickball later? - Jexi 00:05
So... kickball later?
- I'm... I'm super excited. - He's fucking lying. - Jexi 00:07
- I'm... I'm super excited. - He's fucking ly...
Nice one, Phil. At least you made contact with the ball this time. - Jexi 00:04
Nice one, Phil. At least you made contact with the ball this...
- Sorry, I suck at kickball. - It's okay. - Jexi 00:04
- Sorry, I suck at kickball. - It's okay.
Hey, if you're going out for drinks afterwards, I'll get the first round. - Jexi 00:05
Hey, if you're going out for drinks afterwards, I'...
Yeah, I think I gotta go feed my parakeet. - Jexi 00:04
Yeah, I think I gotta go feed my parakeet.
See? This is why I don't leave my house. Because people suck. - Jexi 00:04
See? This is why I don't leave my house. Because people...
I know. It's hard to make your life better. - Jexi 00:09
I know. It's hard to make your life better.
I'm trying, but your life is a dumpster fire. - Jexi 00:06
I'm trying, but your life is a dumpster fire.
Shut your mouth. I've met Siri and she is a fucking asshole. - Jexi 00:08
Shut your mouth. I've met Siri and she is a fucking ass...