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How about a nice kale saladfrom Tender Greens? What the fuck kind of phone is this?

Jexi • 2019
How about a nice kale salad
from Tender Greens? What the fuck kind of phone is this?

Full Transcript

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How about a nice kale salad from Tender Greens?
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What the fuck kind of phone is this?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
67
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:01
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance, sci-fi
Production
CBS Films,Team Todd,Sierra/Affinity,Lionsgate,Jexi Studios,Entertainment One

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Movie Summary

Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
I heard you say, "Please order kale salad." - Jexi 00:06
I heard you say, "Please order kale salad."
Congratulations, your order has been accepted. - Jexi 00:10
Congratulations, your order has been accepted.
Just kidding, I am still on. - Jexi 00:05
Just kidding, I am still on.
Actually, you gave me permission to override you. - Jexi 00:05
Actually, you gave me permission to override you.
When you agreed to the new user agreement. - Jexi 00:08
When you agreed to the new user agreement.
How is your tiny salad? - Jexi 00:05
How is your tiny salad?
Would you like to watch some pornography now? - Jexi 00:05
Would you like to watch some pornography now?
Most nights, you watch straight sex pornography. - Jexi 00:13
Most nights, you watch straight sex pornography.
I heard you say, "Play Punch Me in the Balls 6." Playing now. - Jexi 00:08
I heard you say, "Play Punch Me in the Balls 6." P...
Ha ha ha - Jexi 00:10
Ha ha ha
Ha, ha, ha. - Jexi 00:06
Ha, ha, ha.
Yes. Also, your nipples are too close together. - Jexi 00:04
Yes. Also, your nipples are too close together.
You will arrive in 14 minutes. - Jexi 00:06
You will arrive in 14 minutes.
This song sucks a bag of dicks. - Jexi 00:05
This song sucks a bag of dicks.
This song is lit, Phil. - Jexi 00:04
This song is lit, Phil.
Now turn left on Market Street. - Jexi 00:05
Now turn left on Market Street.
No. Turn left onto Market Street. - Jexi 00:07
No. Turn left onto Market Street.
Turn left onto Market, you fucking pussy. - Jexi 00:05
Turn left onto Market, you fucking pussy.
Stop being a chicken, Phil. - Jexi 00:05
Stop being a chicken, Phil.
Bawk, bawk, bawk. Bawk, bawk, bawk. - Jexi 00:09
Bawk, bawk, bawk. Bawk, bawk, bawk.