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Jexi

I'll suck your dick for a new phone." I'm like, "Motherfucker, you don't needa new phone....

Jexi • 2019
I'll suck your dick for a new phone." I'm like, "Motherfucker, you don't need
a new phone. You need rehab." I'm not a crackhead

Full Transcript

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I'll suck your dick for a new phone."
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I'm like, "Motherfucker, you don't need a new phone. You need rehab."
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I'm not a crackhead.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:38
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance, sci-fi
Production
CBS Films,Team Todd,Sierra/Affinity,Lionsgate,Jexi Studios,Entertainment One

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Movie Summary

Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
'Cause at least a crackhead gets up off the couch every now and then - Jexi 00:06
'Cause at least a crackhead gets up off the couch every...
A crackhead says hello to all his little crackhead friends. - Jexi 00:04
A crackhead says hello to all his little crackhead friends.
You just sit there 24/7 staring at that little black box. - Jexi 00:06
You just sit there 24/7 staring at that little black box.
Sucking on that pipe like a little bitch. - Jexi 00:04
Sucking on that pipe like a little bitch.
Look at you. You sweet, beautiful baby. - Jexi 00:05
Look at you. You sweet, beautiful baby.
Oh, thank you to all the little Chinese children - Jexi 00:06
Oh, thank you to all the little Chinese children
Hello, my name is Jexi. - Jexi 00:07
Hello, my name is Jexi.
Will you accept our new user agreement - Jexi 00:10
Will you accept our new user agreement
Can I get your name, please? - Jexi 00:06
Can I get your name, please?
I see your information has been stored in the cloud. - Jexi 00:09
I see your information has been stored in the cloud.
I will need the passwords to your email accounts - Jexi 00:17
I will need the passwords to your email accounts
It's phil123456. - Jexi 00:04
It's phil123456.
You've got to be kidding me. - Jexi 00:05
You've got to be kidding me.
I have synced your data. - Jexi 00:10
I have synced your data.
What would you like to order tonight? - Jexi 00:06
What would you like to order tonight?
You order that every night, Phil. - Jexi 00:06
You order that every night, Phil.
You look like you could use a salad, Phil. - Jexi 00:05
You look like you could use a salad, Phil.
How about a nice kale salad from Tender Greens? - Jexi 00:05
How about a nice kale salad from Tender Greens?
I heard you say, "Please order kale salad." - Jexi 00:06
I heard you say, "Please order kale salad."
Congratulations, your order has been accepted. - Jexi 00:10
Congratulations, your order has been accepted.