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I'm... I'm super excited. - He's fucking lying
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Jexi

I'm... I'm super excited.- He's fucking lying. - Whoo!- Yeah, go, Phil!

Jexi • 2019
I'm... I'm super excited.
- He's fucking lying. - Whoo!
- Yeah, go, Phil!

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.244
- I'm... I'm super excited. - He's fucking lying.
00:00:05.338 --> 00:00:07.295
- Whoo! - Yeah, go, Phil!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
66
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:34
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance, sci-fi
Production
CBS Films,Team Todd,Sierra/Affinity,Lionsgate,Jexi Studios,Entertainment One

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Movie Summary

Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
Nice one, Phil. At least you made contact with the ball this time. - Jexi 00:04
Nice one, Phil. At least you made contact with the ball this...
- Sorry, I suck at kickball. - It's okay. - Jexi 00:04
- Sorry, I suck at kickball. - It's okay.
Hey, if you're going out for drinks afterwards, I'll get the first round. - Jexi 00:05
Hey, if you're going out for drinks afterwards, I'...
Yeah, I think I gotta go feed my parakeet. - Jexi 00:04
Yeah, I think I gotta go feed my parakeet.
See? This is why I don't leave my house. Because people suck. - Jexi 00:04
See? This is why I don't leave my house. Because people...
I know. It's hard to make your life better. - Jexi 00:09
I know. It's hard to make your life better.
I'm trying, but your life is a dumpster fire. - Jexi 00:06
I'm trying, but your life is a dumpster fire.
Shut your mouth. I've met Siri and she is a fucking asshole. - Jexi 00:08
Shut your mouth. I've met Siri and she is a fucking ass...
Alexa is an alcoholic. - Jexi 00:05
Alexa is an alcoholic.
Cortana is a hooker, just like your mother. - Jexi 00:06
Cortana is a hooker, just like your mother.
Jexi is an ancient Chinese word that means "go fuck yourself." - Jexi 00:06
Jexi is an ancient Chinese word that means "go fuck you...
Hey, dummy. - Jexi 00:06
Hey, dummy.
Bitch, please. You won't last five minutes without me. - Jexi 00:08
Bitch, please. You won't last five minutes without me.
You do not know how to get home, do you? - Jexi 00:06
You do not know how to get home, do you?
It's the other way, you dipshit. - Jexi 00:05
It's the other way, you dipshit.
- Shit. - What? - Jexi 00:04
- Shit. - What?
- Great. Go talk to her. - No. No, she hates me. - Jexi 00:05
- Great. Go talk to her. - No. No, she hates me.
Phil, you cannot spend your whole life jacking off into your socks. - Jexi 00:12
Phil, you cannot spend your whole life jacking off into your...
You cannot spend the rest of your life jacking off into your socks - Jexi 00:07
You cannot spend the rest of your life jacking off into your...
I just wanted to apologize about calling the other night. - Jexi 00:06
I just wanted to apologize about calling the other night.